Affair Mushroom Kingdom  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	5:13
Release Date:	1/25/2009  (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC
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Parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles (belowaveragedave)

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In a dimly lit bedroom Daisy wet her hair. Warm smell of his red hat Filled her nostrils and beer Up ahead in the evening They made love through the night Their hearts beat heavy when Peach walked in Yeah she walked in on their plight There she stood looking angry I heard her throw a shell And Mario thought to himself, "Why did I smoke all those mushrooms for health?" Then he went to the castle, it was the very next day. Luigi was on the bedroom floor I guess it's why they say Welcome to the Affair Mushroom Kingdom What a big disgrace Mario's too late Plenty of Toads at the Affair Mushroom Kingdom If you have despair, Yoshi needs you dear His mind was totally shifted, He got the Go-Kart and went She hopes for no more silly, silly games, that he's playing How they fought in the backyard, Toad said it best Don't drink to remember Just drink to forget Mario went to Bowser 'How are you old pal?' He said, "I haven't seen you're face in here, since last weekend round twelve" And still that turtle was ready to lay that day Sobered up in the middle of the night Now Bowser can say Welcome to the Affair Mushroom Kingdom Turtle loves his ways and yeah Bowser's gay They're messing it up at the Affair Mushroom Kingdom What a huge surprise Now it's time to fight Pick gloves in the evening They will fight all day and Peach said, "We are all Smash Brothers here, stuck in a Melee" and in the Princess' chambers They met for therapy Talked about it with their hate aside But they all just fought and wept Last thing said together as they Went out just once more They had to find the love life back to the life they lived before 'It's Fun' said Luigi We are programmed in 3-D We'll act happy anytime you play but we'll turn the other cheek! (belowaveragedave)

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