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Affair Mushroom Kingdom 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 5:13 
Release Date: 1/25/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    In a dimly lit bedroom
    Daisy wet her hair.
    Warm smell of his red hat
    Filled her nostrils and beer
    Up ahead in the evening
    They made love through the night
    Their hearts beat heavy when Peach walked in
    Yeah she walked in on their plight

    There she stood looking angry
    I heard her throw a shell
    And Mario thought to himself,
    "Why did I smoke all those mushrooms for health?"
    Then he went to the castle,
    it was the very next day.
    Luigi was on the bedroom floor
    I guess it's why they say

    Welcome to the Affair Mushroom Kingdom
    What a big disgrace
    Mario's too late
    Plenty of Toads at the Affair Mushroom Kingdom
    If you have despair, Yoshi needs you dear

    His mind was totally shifted,
    He got the Go-Kart and went
    She hopes for no more silly, silly games, that he's playing
    How they fought in the backyard,
    Toad said it best
    Don't drink to remember
    Just drink to forget

    Mario went to Bowser
    'How are you old pal?'
    He said,
    "I haven't seen you're face in here,
    since last weekend round twelve"

    And still that turtle was ready to lay that day
    Sobered up in the middle of the night
    Now Bowser can say

    Welcome to the Affair Mushroom Kingdom
    Turtle loves his ways
    and yeah Bowser's gay
    They're messing it up at the Affair Mushroom Kingdom
    What a huge surprise
    Now it's time to fight

    Pick gloves in the evening
    They will fight all day
    and Peach said,
    "We are all Smash Brothers here,
    stuck in a Melee"
    and in the Princess' chambers
    They met for therapy
    Talked about it with their hate aside
    But they all just fought and wept

    Last thing said together
    as they
    Went out just once more
    They had to find the love life back
    to the life they lived before
    'It's Fun' said Luigi
    We are programmed in 3-D
    We'll act happy anytime you play
    but we'll turn the other cheek!
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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    Captain Wayne   Offline  -  Site Owner  -  12-09-10 09:08 AM  -  12 years ago
    This should be fixed now.
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  12-09-10 02:15 AM  -  12 years ago
    Just noticed when trying to edit my name out of music by (I put that in a long time ago before I knew what was going on) I can no longer edit my stuff, it goes to the page to edit, but the form doesn't load the current entry and it doesn't let me do anything with said form (Button seems almost like an image, no reaction with mouse) Sure its among the works in progress, only seems to do this on things previously entered-not things that are currently blank.
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