Halitosis  By: Max DeGroot

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Duration:	4:08
Release Date:	3/22/2009  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Max DeGroot (peterpuck9)
Music By:	Leonard Cohen (peterpuck9)
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Parody of Hallelujah Chorus by Leonard Cohen (belowaveragedave)

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I heard there was some secret food That I could eat when I'm in the mood That leaves my breath awash with smell of roses But all I eat has garlic now, Or smelly cheese, or rancid cow, That saddles me with lots of halitosis My breath is strong and I need some help, I've tried that stuff that's made from kelp, I've tried that stuff they claim was used by Moses. But still my breath causes plants to die My dog moved out. No wonder why 'Cause from my lips I blow out halitosis Maybe I have been here before, I know the owner her name's Lenore, She claims she has relief for everyone's noses I saw her sign on the marble wall, It said, "Come in and down the hall." But she just couldn't cure my halitosis. There was a time not long ago I evacuated the health expo The smell was like a skunk that decomposes They ban me from attending now The EPA will disallow My presence for the stench of halitosis Maybe there's a God above, But I think I scared off His dove, And even the gate of Hell upon me closes So when I die, I go nowhere Just sit around and foul the air My everlasting fate from halitosis Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9)

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