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Halitosis 
By: Max DeGroot
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Duration: 4:08 
Release Date: 3/22/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Max DeGroot (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Leonard Cohen (peterpuck9) 
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  • Parody of Hallelujah Chorus by Leonard Cohen (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I heard there was some secret food
    That I could eat when I'm in the mood
    That leaves my breath awash with smell of roses
    But all I eat has garlic now,
    Or smelly cheese, or rancid cow,
    That saddles me with lots of halitosis

    My breath is strong and I need some help,
    I've tried that stuff that's made from kelp,
    I've tried that stuff they claim was used by Moses.
    But still my breath causes plants to die
    My dog moved out. No wonder why
    'Cause from my lips I blow out halitosis

    Maybe I have been here before,
    I know the owner her name's Lenore,
    She claims she has relief for everyone's noses
    I saw her sign on the marble wall,
    It said, "Come in and down the hall."
    But she just couldn't cure my halitosis.

    There was a time not long ago
    I evacuated the health expo
    The smell was like a skunk that decomposes
    They ban me from attending now
    The EPA will disallow
    My presence for the stench of halitosis

    Maybe there's a God above,
    But I think I scared off His dove,
    And even the gate of Hell upon me closes
    So when I die, I go nowhere
    Just sit around and foul the air
    My everlasting fate from halitosis

    Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
    (peterpuck9)
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