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I'm a Hottie in a Big Fat Body 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:24 
Release Date: 4/20/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (Vocals) Track permitted by Recisio (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
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Facts:
  • 31st among Dementia Top 50 for 2009 (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of This Ain't A Scene, It's an Arms Race by Fall Out Boy (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I go to clubs dancing
    Without you, because you think that I'm not your type
    And you hate my hair, and my ego
    As long as the crowds keeps watching
    I know I'm the hottest man here, yeah

    I'm a hottie, trapped in a troll's body
    I'm really lean, underneath this belly
    Dressed like a king, though it does not fit me
    I never look in the mirror
    When I get dressed

    I'm fine in my head
    And after you drink you'll believe what I said,
    Believe what I said

    Fast food's my best friend
    But you all will see that I'm one hunky man
    I'm one hunky man

    I tried to lose weight, but then gave up
    (Cause I'm pretty sexy)
    some say I've too much junk in my trunk
    (and those tight clothes they make me shudder)
    In secret you're wishing you were in my jeep
    Dreaming 'bout my lips, or jaws
    Or, perhaps my T-t-t-tummy

    I'm a cutie, in a fat dude's body
    At heart twenty, Just a number, trust me
    Six pack you'll see, It's beneath this flubby
    I'll take you home
    To meet my mother

    I'm a lovely man
    And beneath these thighs I'm really quite a catch
    I am quite a catch

    I am never bland
    I can take you to my strobe light, yes I can
    Please give me a chance

    Yeahh…
    Whoa-ohh

    All the guys who've been rejected over blub
    And all the gals who aren't twigs and have flab hang out
    Scream, because my voice went out

    I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
    I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
    (So true)
    I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
    (Rolls are so cool)
    I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
    (Say it proud)
    I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
    (Oh, oh)
    I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body

    Not a slender man
    But you know in secret that you want me bad
    You want me so bad

    You may take a pass
    but one day I swear that you will wish you had
    you will wish you had
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Current Rating 8.0 (4 votes)
    Messages about the song: "I'm a Hottie in a Big Fat Body"
     
     
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-02-09 10:35 AM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    I've redone this song in it's entirety and reuploaded it. . .which was scheduled. . .

    I won't reply to much of the comment posted by Tim except to say I was well aware of the imperfections in this song, it's not an easy song to undertake--which is precisely why I just did it. As for screaming instead of singing--if that's what the original song does--yes--it's part of the nature of parody is to do what the original song does, that's all I'll say on it.
    Max DeGroot   Offline  -  Artist  -  06-12-09 12:23 PM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Ow! Owowowowow!


    Tim P. Ryan:
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    Tell me, is it part of the humor of the song to screech off key, scream instead of sing, sing out of tempo and have bad breath control?
    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  06-12-09 11:50 AM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Tell me, is it part of the humor of the song to screech off key, scream instead of sing, sing out of tempo and have bad breath control?
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