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Duration:
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3:24
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Release Date:
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4/20/2009 (DJ Particle)
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Lyrics By:
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Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Music By:
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Below Average Dave (Vocals) Track permitted by Recisio (belowaveragedave)
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Licensing:
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CC
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| Facts: |
| 31st among Dementia Top 50 for 2009 (belowaveragedave) |
| Parody of This Ain't A Scene, It's an Arms Race by Fall Out Boy (belowaveragedave) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
I go to clubs dancing
Without you, because you think that I'm not your type
And you hate my hair, and my ego
As long as the crowds keeps watching
I know I'm the hottest man here, yeah
I'm a hottie, trapped in a troll's body
I'm really lean, underneath this belly
Dressed like a king, though it does not fit me
I never look in the mirror
When I get dressed
I'm fine in my head
And after you drink you'll believe what I said,
Believe what I said
Fast food's my best friend
But you all will see that I'm one hunky man
I'm one hunky man
I tried to lose weight, but then gave up
(Cause I'm pretty sexy)
some say I've too much junk in my trunk
(and those tight clothes they make me shudder)
In secret you're wishing you were in my jeep
Dreaming 'bout my lips, or jaws
Or, perhaps my T-t-t-tummy
I'm a cutie, in a fat dude's body
At heart twenty, Just a number, trust me
Six pack you'll see, It's beneath this flubby
I'll take you home
To meet my mother
I'm a lovely man
And beneath these thighs I'm really quite a catch
I am quite a catch
I am never bland
I can take you to my strobe light, yes I can
Please give me a chance
Yeahh…
Whoa-ohh
All the guys who've been rejected over blub
And all the gals who aren't twigs and have flab hang out
Scream, because my voice went out
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
(So true)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
(Rolls are so cool)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
(Say it proud)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
(Oh, oh)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
Not a slender man
But you know in secret that you want me bad
You want me so bad
You may take a pass
but one day I swear that you will wish you had
you will wish you had (belowaveragedave) |
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Current Rating
8.0
(4 votes)
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fiogf49gjkf0d I've redone this song in it's entirety and reuploaded it. . .which was scheduled. . .
I won't reply to much of the comment posted by Tim except to say I was well aware of the imperfections in this song, it's not an easy song to undertake--which is precisely why I just did it. As for screaming instead of singing--if that's what the original song does--yes--it's part of the nature of parody is to do what the original song does, that's all I'll say on it.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Ow! Owowowowow!
Tim P. Ryan:
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Tell me, is it part of the humor of the song to screech off key, scream instead of sing, sing out of tempo and have bad breath control?
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fiogf49gjkf0d Tell me, is it part of the humor of the song to screech off key, scream instead of sing, sing out of tempo and have bad breath control?
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