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Alcohol Mixology 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 4:03 
Release Date: 7/22/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (Vocals) Track permitted by Recisio (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Ooooh-ah-heh ooh

    What are you drinking

    Mix it for ya

    Man, I saw that Nude Beach you mixed so small
    But didn't put no rum at all
    Funky smell
    It don't taste swell
    Hate your Margaritas
    and I don't want Fuzzy Navel no more,
    That Peach Schnapps is old
    Strawberry, Martini or a Daiquiri

    and nothings gonna teach you how to fix
    The way you screw up each and ev'ry mix
    and your blender is getting really dirty
    Is that orange juice you just dumped right in
    oh you gotta know that it's tomato juice that belongs in a Bloody Mary

    Read up, Learn It
    Alcohol Mixology
    Always, Green Cream
    When you make an Irish Shamrock
    First whiskey, Cherries
    Finally add some cold Ice Cream
    Oh these mixes can be found
    On all of the sites around

    And I'm careful when folks ordering
    Gotta carefully listen
    On the rocks
    means they want ice, when that drink gets made
    and If they hate vodka, Cosmo won't be ordered
    It's our job
    Make it right for pay

    They want to drink it right away
    White Russian and some Chardonnay
    Do it right, 'cause they can tell what's missing
    That Mud Slides lame, and your Long Island's kinda tame
    There's something missing in your drinks, you need to be told

    Blend It, Pour It
    Alcohol Mixology
    Always, mess up
    When you make a Kamikaze
    You need lime juice
    and a bit of Triple Sec
    Now hear that blender sound
    and that taste they want is found

    Now it's world renowned
    Your mixes have become profound
    You mastered Alcohol Mixology
    Go get that Bartender Bachelor's Degree
    Your drinks were so bad
    Now it's tasting really rad

    Oh Yeah
    It Kicks Yeah


    Mix It, Pour It
    Alcohol Mixology
    Now Lime in, Orange Juice
    Go 'head and make your own brand
    Just Blend It, Ice It
    Then make me Sex on the Beach
    Oh now it will be downed
    Word got across the town


    (in the background: Mixing in. . .Alcohol Mixology repeats a few times)

    Now them drinks that you're mixing
    You knew it all along but
    You were so scared bro
    You know there, there is nothing worse than
    A bland mix man
    That is even worse than hangovers Man


    Alcohol Mixology, that's what we are doing
    Tastes alright
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    07-31-09, #MMDT20_09-3107-25-09, #ROTP_257
    07-26-09, #BAD_07-26-09
    = Show you can listen to online
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