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Rank this week: 10 (↑27)
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Duration:
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3:27
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Release Date:
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7/20/2009 (belowaveragedave)
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Lyrics By:
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Medemia (belowaveragedave)
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Music By:
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Medemia (Medemia)
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CC
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Keywords:
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BOSTON LEGAL, INCUBUS, STAR TREK, TELEVISION APPEARANCES, TJ HOOKER, WILLIAM SHATNER
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| Parody of Shattered by O.A.R. (belowaveragedave) |
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I get home, had a long day
Need a time to veg
Another time, another show
Another channel now
And you're always on my screen
The Practice, on tonight
Rescue 9-1-1
Star Trek on in High-Def?
There's no more I need
But you're always on my screen
But shows suck without ya
Yeah, no good without you
James Tiberius Kirk
How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
From his first time to Priceline, he's much fatter
I always turn the t.v. on
From Wrath of Khan and beyond he's the actor
That should retire but he won't -- he's Bill Shatner
I always turn my t.v. on
Do you recall that Saturday
You said to "Get A Life"
It was funny, it was true
It made them all mad
And turn their back on you
I had no idea that your films
Would last all night long
Rent them all, seen them all
Even Incubus
And Osmosis Jones
But flicks stink without ya
Yeah, no good without you
Den -- ny -- Crane
How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
On the Match Game, star of fame, critics scatter
I always turn the t.v. on
Final Frontier I do fear he's the actor
That shouldn't write or direct -- he's Bill Shatner
I always turn my t.v. on
How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
I always turn the t.v. on
The cameos, legend grows, Muppets Tonight
From Space Cadets, Iron Chef, it's my delight
I always turn the t.v. on
How many shows can I watch with Bill Shatner?
Never enough, he's so tough, fav'rite actor
I always turn my t.v. on
TV Game Shows, he did host, Show the money
With dancing girls, killer cards, not too funny
I always turn the t.v. on
How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
I always turn the t.v. on
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fiogf49gjkf0d The lyrics listed here are for version 1.0 of this song, using a soundtrack I found on youtube. Version 2.0, which I believe is what was played, was done with my own computer work and the lyrics are a little different (as the background music was different.) Here's the 2.0 lyrics:
I get home, had a long day
Need a time to veg
Another time, another show
Another channel now
And you’re always on my screen
The Practice, on tonight
Rescue 9-1-1
Star Trek on in High-Def?
There’s more I need
But you’re always on my screen
But shows suck without ya
Yeah, no good without you
Get… a… life….
How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
From his first time to Priceline, he’s much fatter
I always turn the t.v. on
From Wrath of Khan and beyond he’s the actor
That should retire but he won’t – he’s Bill Shatner
I always turn my t.v. on
I had no idea that your films
Would last all night long
Rent them out, seen them all
Even Incubus
And Osmosis Jones
But flicks stink without ya
Yeah, no good without you
Den…ny…. Crane
How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
On the Match Game, star of fame, critics scatter
I always turn the t.v. on
Final Frontier I do fear he’s the actor
That shouldn’t write or direct – he’s Bill Shatner
I always turn my t.v. on
Oohhh……
Beam me up, beam me up, Scotty
Beam me up, beam me up, now
NOW!
How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
I always turn the t.v. on
The cameos, legend grows, Muppets Tonight
From Space Cadets, Iron Chef, it’s my delight
I always turn the t.v. on
How many shows can I watch with Bill Shatner?
Never enough, he’s so tough, fav’rite actor
I always turn my t.v. on
Don’t wanna turn that t.v. on
I gotta throw this thing away
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