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Rank this week: 12 (↓12)
Duration: 3:07 
Release Date: 8/5/2009  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Parody of The Wrestler by Bruce Springsteen (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Have you ever cooked a pot of water on a stove until it had floaties
    If you’ve ever burned water then you cook like me
    Have you ever had a hot dog that was in the microwave ‘til crispy
    If you’ve ever nuked a hot dog then you cook like me

    Then you cook like me, I once tried Fillet Mignon
    Then you cook like me, but the hamburger turned out all wrong
    Then you cook like me, bet I could cover this house with smoke before too long
    Tell me, friend, is your stomach really strong?
    Tell me is your stomach really strong?

    Have you ever used cups for teaspoons in your lemon square recipe?
    If you’ve ever had bitter food then you cook like me
    Have you ever had your family pray before each bite they eat?
    If you’ve ever had a praying family then you cook like me

    Then you cook like me, I once bought pork from Hong Kong
    Then you cook like me, I thought wrapped like sushi is where it belonged
    Then you cook like me, My wife packed the kids and said we’re going to moms
    Tell me friend, is your stomach really strong?
    Tell me is your stomach really strong?

    Those cook books that try to help, I throw away
    I burn everything they have anyway
    My only hope is to breathe outside while the smoke dissipates

    Have you ever slaved for hours over peanut butter and jelly
    If you ever killed a sandwich then you cook like me
    (Medemia)
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    Played on 2 shows:
    08-09-09, #BAD_08-09-0908-08-09, #ROTP_259
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