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| "House!" entered the "20 club" (where a song has been on the charts for 20 weeks) on the DT20 on January 8, 2010. It lasted a whopping 27 weeks in total. (stacala83) |
| "House!" was #1 on the DT20 two weeks in a row. (stacala83) |
| Parody of "Help!" by the Beatles referring to the irascible TV doctor played by Hugh Laurie. (peterpuck9) |
| World premiered on Bofore Radio (oddaustin) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
"House!" parody of "Help!" (Lennon, McCartney). New lyrics by I. Bonds
House!
I need a doctor
House!
Not just any doctor.
House!
Y'know I need ya doc.
House!
When I'm feelin' like I've got some rare disease
I take a day to make my way to southern New Jersey
I need a doc like Sherlock Holmes of medicine
And maybe he'll prescribe a pill of his own vicadin
Help me, Doctor House, this ain't no fun
And it feels like my left arm just weighs a ton
Go get Doctor Watson, I mean Wilson
Won't you please, please heal me?
I feel my symptoms getting worse now every day
It's hard to see, it burns to pee, and I shake like Cassius Clay
And so you go and try new theories 'til I'm cured
Considering you've tried twelve things I'm glad my butt's insured!
Help me, Doctor House, I don't feel right
And I'm starting to wander towards the light
Perhaps if Cuddy's clothes could be more tight
That could really heal me.
And now I understand why you act like a jerk
You act like scuz just because you're committed to your work (soundclip - Stephen Fry: "I'll get your straight jacket"*)
Foreman, Taub and Thirteen help you to get by
But I would scream if you and your team got it right on the first try!
Help me, Doctor House, I'm feelin' drastic
My hair is fallin' out and I taste plastic
Perhaps if you weren't so God Damned sarcastic
You could maybe heal me
Heal Me
Heal Me...ooooh...cough, cough, hack.
(c) 2009 Idolize W.A.Y. recordings/Ian Bonds. All Rights Reserved.
*From "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" Season Two.
Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
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Current Rating
8.2
(4 votes)
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| Played on 50 shows: |
 | 09-22-18, #AOTA-180922 | | 12-28-09, #DRP_ep005 |
| 03-22-17, #ISGD-17-12 | | 12-25-09, #MMDT20_09-52 |
| 09-12-14, #MMDT20_14-37 | | 12-18-09, #MMDT20_09-51 |
| 08-29-14, #MMDT20_14-35 | | 12-11-09, #MMDT20_09-50 |
| 09-12-13, #ISGD-13-37 | | 12-04-09, #MMDT20_09-49 |
| 01-29-13, #BWR-13-01-29 | | 11-27-09, #MMDT20_09-48 |
| 05-15-12, #BWR-12-05-15 | | 11-20-09, #MMDT20_09-47 |
| 05-05-12, #AOTA-120505 | | 11-06-09, #MMDT20_09-45 |
| 04-05-12, #ISGD-12-14 | | 10-30-09, #MMDT20_09-44 |
| 03-01-12, #ISGD-12-09 | | 10-23-09, #MMDT20_09-43 |
| 02-11-12, #AOTA-120211 | | 10-16-09, #MMDT20_09-42 |
| 09-17-11, #AOTA-110917 | | 10-09-09, #MMDT20_09-41 |
| 12-31-10, #MMDT20_10-FY | | 10-02-09, #MMDT20_09-40 |
| 07-04-10, #MMDT20_10-HY | | 09-25-09, #MMDT20_09-39 |
| 04-17-10, #ROTP_295 | | 09-18-09, #MMDT20_09-38 |
| 02-26-10, #MMDT20_10-09 | | 09-11-09, #MMDT20_09-37 |
| 02-19-10, #MMDT20_10-08 | | 09-06-09, #MMCZ-09-34 |
| 02-12-10, #MMDT20_10-07 | | 09-04-09, #MMDT20_09-36 |
| 02-05-10, #MMDT20_10-06 | | 08-29-09, #ROTP_262 |
| 01-29-10, #MMDT20_10-05 | | 08-28-09, #MMDT20_09-35 |
| 01-22-10, #MMDT20_10-04 | | 08-24-09, #MM-224 |
| 01-15-10, #MMDT20_10-03 | | 08-22-09, #DM_08-22-09 |
| 01-08-10, #MMDT20_10-02 | | 08-21-09, #MMDT20_09-34 |
| 01-01-10, #MMDT20_10-01 | | 08-15-09, #ROTP_260 |
| 12-31-09, #MMDT20_09-FY | | 08-15-09, #BR-09-77 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks, sir! ^_^
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fiogf49gjkf0d Pure awesome.
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