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Duration:
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3:01
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Release Date:
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1/26/2010 (weirdojace)
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Lyrics By:
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Bob Emmett (peterpuck9)
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Music By:
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B.GordyJr./A.Mizell/F.Perren/D.Richards (peterpuck9)
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Published By:
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Licensing:
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CC
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Keywords:
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ABBREVIATIONS, COMMUNICATION, GENERATION GAP, TECHNOLOGY
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| Facts: |
| Parody of "ABC" by the Jackson 5. (peterpuck9) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
They kicked me out of school, girl
‘cause I was textin’ on my mobile device
my Shakespeare summary, “2B R NT 2B”
was a little TOO concise na na now
I’m flunkin’ math yeah (basic algebra)
And maybe not too bright (no, he isn’t too bright)
But 20 cents a word, if I’m right,
is $1300 bucks a megabyte
OMG
Somebody’s texting me
I’m flunkin’ biology
Got ADD OIC I’ll BRB girl
OMG
There goes my GED
I bombed on my SAT
No MIT
Luckily there’s USC yeah...
At restaurants and movies
Some say texting isn’t so polite
But sending my ill-informed opinions
Is my constitutional right ca-ca-cause
I gotta message
That ain’t gonna wait no
So at this Yo-Yo Ma recital (fade up cellos)
I’m votin’ on American Idol
OMG
Somebody’s texting me
looks like some SOB
from NYC
selling me an IUD, yeah
OMG
Word from the SEC
Seems that my friends and me
unknowingly
control the price of ATT yeah
(Drum breakdown with auto interior ambience, road noise. Sound of tapping keys, occasional honking.)
BFFL!
I THK ILY!
NO! CUL8R!
IM STK IN TRFC!
OH SH... (Sound of squealing breaks, car crash)
OMG
Totalled my SUV
T-boned a CHP
Seems to me
I just peed my BVD’s yeah
OMG
Here is the Almighty
Looks like I get in free
just one decree
Gotta leave the BlackBerry...(music stops abruptly)
Singer: uh...
(Brief pause, then tapping resumes, fade up song chorus)
©2009 Bob Emmet/Project Sisyphus
Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9) |
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Current Rating
10.0
(5 votes)
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| Played on 14 shows: |
 | 05-31-15, #BWR-15-05-31 | | 02-26-10, #MMDT20_10-09 |
 | 01-19-13, #13-03 | | 02-19-10, #MMDT20_10-08 |
| 05-07-11, #AOTA-110507 | | 02-12-10, #MMDT20_10-07 |
| 12-31-10, #MMDT20_10-FY | | 02-07-10, #10-06 |
| 07-31-10, #10-31 | | 02-05-10, #MMDT20_10-06 |
| 07-04-10, #MMDT20_10-HY | | 01-30-10, #ROTP_284 |
| 03-05-10, #MMDT20_10-10 | | 01-29-10, #MMDT20_10-05 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d My favorite of the week, just heard it for the first time, loved the rhyming with this classic and excellent job on the vocals. . .reminds me of a little diddy I did a couple years back
www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=31656 Seriously, it makes me want to check out the rest of your stuff . . .really awesome parody
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