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| Was the #1 song of 2010 on A-Log on the Airwaves' Wacked-Out 40. (A-Log) |
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Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome...
I don't necessarily have to be here for this...
I'm gonna keep the headphones though...
Mother ****** I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****** I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody calls
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
You know my pants sag low (low)
Even though (though) that went out of style
Like ten years ago (go)
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps,
Getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best :)
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous
Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
Guest up at the sausage fest
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult
Uh Uhh
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
All my writtens are bitten and
All my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home aroma is cat p**s
Every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
It's cuz my little sister wrote it
I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****** I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
Check it out
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope
And I can't ski
Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
*Find me* whipped by my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin at McDonalds because Subway's pricey
Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like "For what?
Blunt wraps and some Heineken?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!"
I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,
And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my Twitter
Cuz I haven't done s**t
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon
I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****** I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
Furthermore I'm cornier than Ethanol
Cheesier than Provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got s**t for brains like a blumpkin
I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling optimos
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
Now put your hands up,
If you have nightmares
If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
I'm outta breath...
.......
...But I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****** I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome...
(jmanforever) |
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| Played on 21 shows: |
 | 10-09-21, #AOTA-211009 | | 10-01-16, #AOTA-1601001 |
| 10-02-21, #AOTA-211002 | | 08-14-15, #MMDT20_15-33 |
| 02-01-20, #AOTA-200201 | | 02-15-14, #AOTA-140215 |
| 01-18-20, #AOTA-200118 | | 06-01-13, #AOTA-130601 |
| 12-31-19, #AOTA-191231 | | 03-24-12, #AOTA-120324 |
| 06-01-19, #AOTA-190601 | | 01-14-12, #AOTA-120114 |
| 01-05-19, #AOTA-190105 | | 12-02-11, #ROTP_380 |
| 09-01-18, #AOTA-180901 | | 08-05-11, #ROTP_363 |
| 06-23-18, #AOTA-180623 | | 01-14-11, #ROTP_334 |
| 04-21-18, #AOTA-180421 | | 09-10-10, #ROTP_316 |
| 03-03-18, #AOTA-180303 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d ok fixed release date as per Spose's MySpace (3/9 was the date it got released on a major label but he indy-released it a couple months earlier)
And now it's properly saying I made the change
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fiogf49gjkf0d Hmm...for some reason I can't edit this....the duration is wrong (should be 4:09, I mistyped) and I was not able to create Spose as an artist (hence the lack of link to him as an artist).
And it's not showing that I filled those fields in the first place.
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Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended
to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before
they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted
under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.
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