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Rank this week: 28 (↑15)
Duration: 3:52 
Release Date: 1985  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Parody of "Careless Whisper" by Wham (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (note: * although I have tried my best to transcribe this from an old tape, I just can't make out that word: "boll"??)


    **** Hairless Sister **** - Grant & Elliott ****

    (clipper sounds)

    (knock knock knock)

    YO Delilah! ...Mom sent me up with breakfast...

    (door opens)

    OH MY GOSH... YOU'RE BALD!!!

    (dishes crashing)

    I feel so darn Bold*
    because she shaved her head... and now there's hair on the floor!
    My sister's so darn strange...
    some would say 'deranged'!
    Cyndi Lauper's not enough-
    now shes bald for a change!

    I'm never going to school again-
    an embarrassed mind can do no learning!
    now I haven't got a single friend...
    in my entire school!
    my sister's done something that I can't defend,
    if she goes back, I'm not returning...
    no! I'm never going to school again,
    my sister's so uncool!

    whoa-oh whoa-oh...

    (more clipper sounds)

    ... What are you doing?? GIVE ME THOSE CLIPPERS!!


    Time can only mend...
    my hairless sister... and win back my friends!
    Mom and dad don't care- Delilah has no hair...
    they say that "its just a phase"-
    its more than I can bare!

    I'm never going to school again-
    an embarrassed mind can do no learning!
    now I haven't got a single friend...
    in my entire school!
    my sister's done something that I can't defend,
    if she goes back, I'm not returning...
    no! I'm never going to school again,
    my sister's so uncool!

    ... YOU WANT BALD?! I'll MAKE YOU BALD!

    It used to be I was so proud-
    but now I wish I wore a shroud!
    maybe-e the passion is high..
    but she looks so stupid now, I just want to die!

    Once she looked like Mary Lou Henner-
    but now she looks more like Yul Brynner!

    Nowwww whos going to tutor me... becauuuuse...

    I'm never going to school again-
    an embarrassed mind can do no learning!
    now I haven't got a single friend...
    in my entire school!
    my sister's done something that I can't defend,
    if she goes back, I'm not returning...
    no! I'm never going to school again,
    my sister's so uncool!

    De-De-Delilah... lilah...
    De-De-Delilah... lilah...

    (chainsaw starting up)

    YO Delilah!! I've got something for you...

    De-De-Delilah... lilah...
    De-De-Delilah... lilah...

    (chainsaw revving)

    ... think she needs a shave too...

    (more chainsaw revving)

    fade out...


    (lyrics added 7-4-2015)
    (DJ Zath)
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    Current Rating 9.8 (3 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "Hairless Sister"
     
     
    t1m1976   Offline  -  Member  -  05-01-12 05:04 PM  -  10 years ago
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    Thanks so much. I've been telling my wife about this song for years. =)
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  05-01-12 05:00 PM  -  10 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    After checking, the shows play just fine. You can hear them on the site's internal player or your own. It's all explained here - www.madmusic.com/tmmahelp.aspx
    t1m1976   Offline  -  Member  -  05-01-12 04:53 PM  -  10 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    This song does not play, and I cannot hear it on any of the featured shows it was listed on. What is this a mad music joke?
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