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Rank this week: 64 (↓13)
Duration: 2:30 
Release Date: 11/3/2010  (DJ Particle) 
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Song Lyrics:
Caesar's magical cupcakes
They're a very well kept secret
Everybody wants the recipe
but he tells them to beat it

Caesar's magical cupcakes
You just can't help but eat them
but it doesn't matter how many you scarf
it's impossible to delete them!

They just keep regenerating
as you continue masticating
and your midsection starts inflating
That's all part of Caesar's plan

He wants to see you power bingeing
like a snake your jaws unhinging
Jillian Michaels might be cringing
but Caesar says "yes you can" keep eating

Caesar's magical cupcakes
Topped with chocolate frosting and sprinkles
A beneficial side effect
a fat face fills out wrinkles

Of course they're perfectly healthy
Just eat them at your desk
and in no time at all you'll be
the very picture of Rubenesque

These cupcakes are self-replicating
In an instant, there's no waiting
Haters always will be hating
Caesar doesn't give a hoot

He'd like you to be gastronomic
so he can draw you in his comic
where everyone is ergonomic
and larger than life to boot

These cupcakes never stop appearing
a marvel of food engineering
Nothing will be interfering
with Caesar's plan to make it big

You can't stop the cupcake fury
Have some more and lose the worry
If you're any kind of furry
you can always be a pig
with Caesar's magical cupcakes!

…and some 2% milk.
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 9.2 (3 votes)
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Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  11-26-10 12:06 PM  -  11 years ago
Max DeGroot   Offline  -  Artist  -  11-26-10 09:44 AM  -  11 years ago
Name is misspelled. It's "Caesar's Magical Cupcakes".
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