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Duration: 3:54 
Release Date: 1/1/2011 
Lyrics By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Music By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Produced By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
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  • Brief Intro (release date, etc.) 07. "Nothingman" (recorded in 2010, released on 1/1/2011) - what if there was a hero that was anything but super, in fact, way below super.

    Background about the song: There is a song by R.E.M. called "Superman", and then, there is this takeoff where the subject is a person who is totally the opposite of Superman. While Superman can run faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings with a single junp, and more, Nothingman is the exact opposite of Superman.

    Where the humor in the recording comes from: Nothingman's lack of being able to do anything is taken to the degree of ridiculous extreme, about 180 degrees off of what Superman is able to do. Overexaggeration of his very weak unpowers is where the humor originates from. (davidtanny)

  • It's a parody of all of those super heroes that do enormous stuff. They say that there's nothing funnier than self deprecating lyrics. (davidtanny)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Chorus:
    I am, I am, Nothingman.
    And I can do nothing.
    I am, I am, Nothingman,
    And I don't do anything.

    I can't leap over an ant,
    I can't run faster than a snail.
    I'm less powerful than an amoeba,
    I'm a real big fail.

    I can't rescue damsels
    I am way too weak
    Villains beat me all the time
    My future is so bleak

    Chorus:
    I am, I am, Nothingman.
    And I can do nothing.
    I am, I am, Nothingman,
    And I don't do anything.

    I can't save the world
    I die in outer space
    I can't stop a freight train
    I lose every race

    I have lousy hearing
    I fry up in the sun
    My vision's too poor
    My life ain't no fun.

    Chorus:
    I am, I am, Nothingman.
    And I can do nothing.
    I am, I am, Nothingman,
    And I don't do anything.

    I freeze in the arctic
    I trip over sand
    Bullets outpace me
    My career is canned.

    Babies wrestle me
    and pin me to the ground
    I'm a total loser
    I'm New Jersey bound.

    Chorus:
    I am, I am, Nothingman.
    And I can do nothing.
    I am, I am, Nothingman,
    And I don't do anything.

    (davidtanny)
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    Current Rating 2.4 (3 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    12-29-14, #ISGD-14-7403-01-14, #ISGD-14-14
    06-25-14, #ISGD-14-34
    = Show you can listen to online
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    davidtanny   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  01-08-11 11:34 PM  -  13 years ago
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    Try again. I reuploaded the mp3 and the DJ access link works as normal instead of displaying an error page.
    Captain Wayne   Offline  -  Site Owner  -  01-06-11 09:41 AM  -  13 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you mean?

    I see the Download MP3 link, and the MP3 is on the server/

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    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  01-05-11 11:51 PM  -  13 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    DJ access link does not work. The file has been deleted
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