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Duration: 5:41 
Release Date: 6/21/2011  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Volcano (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Ear Booker Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • Style parody of Jim Steinman (DJ Particle)
  • Video Animated and Directed by: Koos Dekker (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
    And there's no way you're going to slow it down
    You say we gotta treasure each moment
    Who knows how long we're gonna be around
    Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
    And it's hard to disagree with what you say
    But if time is so precious why ya wasting mine
    Cuz I'm always reading
    Always deleting
    Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
    Every stupid hoax
    All those corny jokes
    Stop forwarding that crap to me
    Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
    Stop forwarding that crap to me
    No it isn't ok if you brighten my day
    With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
    And I didn't request a personality test
    Stop forwarding that crap to me

    You're sending virus latent you're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging
    Attachments to every single person you know
    You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
    That everybody else already saw three years ago
    And wacky badly Photoshopped billboard were never that amusing to me
    And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
    But I have high hopes that someone will point you toward Snopes
    And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly

    No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
    Stop forwarding that crap to me
    Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
    Please stop forwarding that crap to me
    Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
    And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
    Won't you kindly refrain cuz it's hurting my brain
    Stop forwarding that crap to me...

    Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
    Now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like
    And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
    Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
    And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
    And I really doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me if I don't pass her
    Letter along

    Well now I know you're wishing
    I'll sign your petition
    But stop forwarding that crap to me
    And I don't want to read your series
    Of conspiracy theories
    Just stop forwarding that crap to me
    And your two million loser friends
    All have my address because you never figured out the way to BCC
    But now I gotta insist
    Take me off of your list
    Stop forwarding that crap to me
    (Stop forwarding that crap to me
    Stop forwarding that crap to me
    Stop forwarding that crap to me
    Stop forwarding that crap to me)
    Just stop it now
    Oh no
    (Stop forwarding that crap to me) [repeats]
    I can't take it
    Aw please
    You gotta stop
    Right now
    I'm not kidding
    At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to stop
    Sending me that crap
    I don't want it
    Don't send it to me
    Now don't send it to me
    Just stop forwarding that crap to me
    Stop forwarding that crap to me
    To me
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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