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3:20
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4/13/2012 (DJ Particle)
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Parody of "Kyle, Are You Ian?" by Scooter Picnic (DJ Particle) |
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SHOEBOX: Folks often know me only as Shoebox My one man band can rock off your crew socks It’s called Worm Quartet and I do synth punk comedy I toss out sweat like I toss out harmonies Lyrically I’m equally nonsensical and brilli-ant Sometimes it’s nigh-political, sometimes a wookie willie rant I’ve topped the comedy charts for whatever that’s worth And I won’t rest until I’ve mentioned every nipple on earth I’ve got a giant grin that some people find alarmin’ And hair so damned long that I don’t need Charmin (ew.) I tend to be remembered by the people that I meet And by the ones who run screaming when they see me on the street So that’s why I tend to think that it’s a little weird When I’m mistaken for a ginger-headed rapper with a beard The demon stepson of Alan Sherman and Vanilla Ice He lives in Jersey for some reason and his name is Devo Spice
(chorus 1) SHOEBOX: Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: Shoebox are you Devo? SHOEBOX: Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: Shoebox are you Devo? SHOEBOX: I’m suddenly recording Dukes of Hazzard on my Tivo, so Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: And Shoebox are you Devo? Shoebox are you Devo? SHOEBOX: Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: Shoebox are you Devo? SHOEBOX: Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: When she was just a toddler my daughter called you To-Box, so Shoebox are you Devo?. SHOEBOX: And Devo are you Shoebox?
(verse 2) DEVO: I fear Shoebox and I appear to lead the same lives Although thankfully we don’t appear to need the same wives Because we each have a wife where our porno should belong Although they both will be pissed for this mention in the song We each had a mullet, but now they’re both gone I chopped my hair short, Shoebox grew his hair long We’ve been on Dr. Demento’s Show a pile of times And we both can write code that both compiles and rhymes He can sing Free Bird, and I can barely hum it And he drinks coffee like he thinks his blood is made from it I’ve eaten lots of Cheez-Its that were covered in ants I’m pretty sure he’d never do that even if he had the chance Shoebox is the world’s biggest Pac-Man fan I mean, I like it too, but holy crap man His Mommy is broken, mine is doing just fine And there’s never been a guy named Frank in any band of mine
(chorus 2) SHOEBOX: Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: Shoebox are you Devo? SHOEBOX: Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: Shoebox are you Devo? SHOEBOX: I don't think you are, I guess you might be though, Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: Shoebox are you Devo? Shoebox are you Devo? SHOEBOX: Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: Shoebox are you Devo? SHOEBOX: Devo are you Shoebox? DEVO: There's few words that rhyme with Devo, and fewer that rhyme with Shoebox, so this is chorus is gonna suck. SHOEBOX: Yeah...it really is.
(verse 3) DEVO: Hello, I’m a Mac, SHOEBOX: and I’m a PC DEVO: But we both emulate Atari gloriously SHOEBOX: We both reproduced within about five months DEVO: Except I did it three times, SHOEBOX: I only had to do it once Then I had a vasectomy, DEVO: well I had two Twice the price, twice as nice, I’m twice as neutered as you SHOEBOX: Yeouch, dude I’m glad that didn’t happen to me Can you imagine how much longer Dr. Stopp would be? DEVO: I went to RIT, SHOEBOX: Dude I live right next door DEVO: I co-hosted Friggin’ SHOEBOX: Here, I did that in ‘04 I wrote most of this verse, DEVO: I helped out with an edit SHOEBOX: I wrote most of Inner Voice, DEVO: and I took most of the credit SHOEBOX: Wait, what’s going on? DEVO: Why do I feel wrong? SHOEBOX: Why’s my baby face so manly? DEVO: Why’s my hair so freakin’ long? Did we just switch places like that Scooter Picnic thing? SHOEBOX: Holy crap, I can rap! DEVO: And I can almost sort of sing (SHOEBOX: hey!) DEVO: I’m sitting in a cubicle, SHOEBOX: yeeeah, so am I DEVO: I’ve got way too much to do, SHOEBOX: yeah same here guy DEVO: My desk is friggin’ filthy, SHOEBOX: I feel your pain DEVO: Hey that’s a picture of my wife! SHOEBOX: Dude, I can explain! DEVO: Wait! Look out the window! SHOEBOX: Sweet Shatner’s toupee! I’m living in New Jersey, DEVO: I’m in Rochester, Yay! SHOEBOX: Dude I’ve never heard anybody say those words together DEVO: I can pump my own gas, I hope this dream lasts forever
(chorus 3) DEVO: Devo are you Shoebox? SHOEBOX: Shoebox are you Devo? DEVO: Devo are you Shoebox? SHOEBOX: Shoebox are you Devo? DEVO: It looks like everybody in the FuMP has gone wonky, so Devo are you Shoebox? SHOEBOX: And Steve, are you Seamonkey? Robert, are you Spaff? DEVO: Carla, are you Carrie? SHOEBOX: Jeff, are you Raymond? DEVO: Dude this is getty scary? SHOEBOX: I think Chris is Superhorse and Luke is shouting “Tile!”, So Shoebox are you Devo? DEVO: And Ian are you Kyle? (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Played on 27 shows: |
 | 01-23-15, #MMDT20_15-04 |  | 06-05-12, #BWR-12-06-05 |
 | 04-01-14, #BWR-14-04-01 |  | 06-01-12, #MMDT20_12-22 |
 | 11-10-13, #MMP-23 |  | 05-25-12, #MMDT20_12-21 |
 | 05-14-13, #BWR-13-05-14 |  | 05-18-12, #MMDT20_12-20 |
 | 04-03-13, #KMCC_7-08 |  | 05-11-12, #MMDT20_12-19 |
 | 02-19-13, #BWR-13-02-19 |  | 05-04-12, #MMDT20_12-18 |
 | 02-16-13, #13-07 |  | 05-01-12, #BWR-12-05-01 |
 | 01-01-13, #BWR-13-01-01 |  | 04-28-12, #AOTA-120428 |
 | 12-31-12, #MMDT20_12-FY |  | 04-28-12, #12-17 |
 | 09-27-12, #MMP-19 |  | 04-27-12, #MMDT20_12-17 |
 | 09-03-12, #KMCC_7-01 |  | 04-20-12, #MMDT20_12-16 |
 | 07-31-12, #BWR-12-07-31 |  | 04-14-12, #AOTA-120414 |
 | 07-04-12, #MMDT20_12-HY |  | 04-13-12, #MMDT20_12-15 |
 | 06-08-12, #MMDT20_12-23 | | |
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