Quit Freaking Out Over Boobs  By: Tom Smith

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Duration:	2:40
Release Date:	4/20/2012
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Mitt Romney’s a liar and he has no plan, We’re still at war in Afghanistan, Our money’s being stolen by rich old farts, But the news is all about woman parts. Kim Kardashian looking bored, Rihanna in a bathing suit -- oh my lord Christina Aguilera showing off some skin What alternate dimension are these pundits in? Quit freaking out over boobs, You’re not impressing the rubes, You’re clogging up the intertubes, Quit freaking out over boobs. Jenny Love Hewitt on a TV show She shoulda known better, not the place to go The stupid host is known for sleaze Gives her a poster of her double D’s Lady Gaga in a sexy crouch, everybody heads for the fainting couch, The skin-colored outfit she chose to wear Doesn’t have real nipples or pubic hair Quit freaking out over boobs, Go to your room with some lube, You’re acting like a bunch of n00bz, Quit freaking out over boobs. Since the dawn of time, guys have gotten woodies When they get a glimpse of their ladies’ goodies. But some get offended, some get afraid, I suspect they’re the ones not getting laid The only thing better than something hidden Is something someone else says is forbidden If you think God’s sending naked people to hell Remember he made us naked then he didn’t tell You moral scolds, you stuck-up jerks, It’s getting old, it never works, And you’ve all forgotten where you come from, The first boobs you saw were on your MUM! Quit freaking out over breasts, They’re only part of her chest, A couple nice girly bits, Quit freaking out over bosums. Quit freaking out over busts, Come over here and hang with us, Here’s a pornographic Rubik’s Cube Quit freaking out over boobs. WHAT ARE YOU, NINE!? ... [sigh] Boobs. Outtake lyric from the bridge: It’s only a nipple and a pound of meat, But some folks go crazy at a naked teat. The Sexual Revolution still is on The puritans and Calvinists still ain’t gone They can’t deal with hot and heavy romancing ‘Cause they’re scared that it might lead to dancing (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Played on 23 shows:
	02-06-21, #AOTA-210206		06-01-12, #MMDT20_12-22
	09-30-14, #BWR-14-09-30		05-25-12, #MMDT20_12-21
	12-31-12, #MMDT20_12-FY		05-18-12, #MMDT20_12-20
	07-27-12, #MMDT20_12-30		05-11-12, #MMDT20_12-19
	07-20-12, #MMDT20_12-29		05-04-12, #MMDT20_12-18
	07-13-12, #MMDT20_12-28		05-03-12, #ISGD-12-18
	07-06-12, #MMDT20_12-27		05-01-12, #BWR-12-05-01
	07-04-12, #MMDT20_12-HY		04-28-12, #12-17
	06-29-12, #MMDT20_12-26		04-27-12, #MMDT20_12-17
	06-22-12, #MMDT20_12-25		04-21-12, #AOTA-120421
	06-15-12, #MMDT20_12-24		04-20-12, #MMDT20_12-16
	06-08-12, #MMDT20_12-23
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