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| Facts: |
| "Allemande" is a move in square dancing in which adjacent dancers link arms or join or touch hands and make a full or partial turn. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
| Appears heavily censored on the Dr. Demento's 1982 compilation album 'Demento's Mementos'. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Well, it's forty below and I don't give a f**k
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ******' dummy; get your right step right
Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know
p**s me off
Ya ******' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ******' dummy; get your right step right
Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know
p**s me off
Ya ******' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well, it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a f**k 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ******' dummy; get your right step right
Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know
p**s me off
Ya ******' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ******' dummy; get your right step right
Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know
p**s me off
Ya ******' jerk
Get on my nerves (Sonic SBL) |
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Current Rating
8.7
(8 votes)
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| Played on 55 shows: |
 | 08-07-21, #WOTR_239 |  | 02-01-98, #98-05 |
| 06-25-17, #ISGD-17-26 | | 06-02-96, #96-22 |
| 09-10-16, #16-37 | | 09-24-95, #95-39 |
| 06-30-16, #ISGD-16-28 | | 07-10-94, #94-28 |
| 01-25-16, #MMS-193 | | 06-23-91, #91-25 |
| 07-23-13, #BWR-13-07-23 | | 10-22-89, #89-43 |
| 06-27-13, #ISGD-13-26 | | 07-09-89, #89-28 |
| 04-27-13, #AOTA-130427 | | 06-14-87, #87-24 |
| 01-14-12, #AOTA-120114 | | 09-21-86, #KMET-86-38 |
| 08-06-11, #MMCZ-11-32 | | 06-08-86, #KMET-86-23 |
| 05-07-11, #AOTA-110507 | | 01-26-86, #KMET-86-04 |
| 01-22-11, #11-04 | | 08-04-85, #KMET-85-31 |
| 09-04-10, #MMCZ-10-36 | | 11-04-84, #84-45 |
| 01-31-10, #10-05 | | 02-05-84, #84-06 |
| 09-21-08, #MMS-116 | | 10-02-83, #83-40 |
| 05-06-07, #MMS-76 | | 04-17-83, #83-16 |
| 04-15-07, #07-15 | | 12-26-82, #82-52 |
| 10-08-06, #MMS-48 | | 09-19-82, #82-38 |
| 05-07-06, #MMS-26 | | 02-07-82, #82-06 |
| 04-10-06, #WB-01 | | 01-03-82, #82-01 |
| 01-29-06, #MMS-15 | | 12-27-81, #KMET-81-52 |
| 11-03-04, #KMCC_2-05 | | 11-01-81, #81-44 |
| 02-18-04, #KMCC_01-05 | | 10-11-81, #81-41 |
| 09-21-03, #03-38 | | 09-20-81, #81-38 |
| 08-25-03, #ISGD-03-32 | | 09-13-81, #81-37 |
| 03-23-03, #03-12 | | 08-16-81, #81-33 |
| 03-26-00, #00-13 | | 08-09-81, #81-32 |
| 01-31-99, #99-05 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Now days that UNCUT version tends to make a nice hit in the bars [well.... You can understand what types of music the bar patrons love...]
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fiogf49gjkf0d Here are the uncensored lyrics:
Well it's forty below and I don't give a f-u-c-k
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya f-u-c-k-i-n' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know
Ya p-i-s-s me off, ya f-u-c-k-i-n' jerk, get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya f-u-c-k-i-n' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know
Ya p-i-s-s me off, f-u-c-k-i-n' jerk, get on my nerves
Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a f-u-c-k 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya f-u-c-k-i-n' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know
Ya p-i-s-s me off, ya f-u-c-k-i-n' jerk, get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya f-u-c-k-i-n' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know
Ya p-i-s-s me off, f-u-c-k-i-n' jerk, ya get on my nerves
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fiogf49gjkf0d Yes, I can see how having it choriographed like that can add to the audience excitement.
Gee, your own Mr. Tweedly.
-Tim
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fiogf49gjkf0d well Tim..............the bass player steps to the mike at the appropriate moment lets out a shrill toooot (vocally of course............
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fiogf49gjkf0d It occurs to me that the bleeps are the same notes as the original words. In the original song, that is.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Do you all vocalize the bleep, or do you have someone on a buzzer button?
-Tim
--- chuck wagon
...actually bleep out some key words
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fiogf49gjkf0d this has always been one the most requested songs at our shows of all time and we are always glad to do it, only in some situations we found it prudent to actually bleep out some key words which some how makes it funnier....thanks to Garry Lee & Showdown for a great low brow song............
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