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Song Details
Duration: 2:00 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1981  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Gaye Delorme (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Gaye Delorme (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Garry Lee (peterpuck9) 
Released By: Damon (peterpuck9) 
Published By: Pet-Mac Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #480246179 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: ALLEMANDE, BALL, FUCK, JOHNNY, PECKER, RODEO, SHOWDOWN, TRUCK 
Reviews:
Facts:
  • "Allemande" is a move in square dancing in which adjacent dancers link arms or join or touch hands and make a full or partial turn. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Appears heavily censored on the Dr. Demento's 1982 compilation album 'Demento's Mementos'. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Well, it's forty below and I don't give a f**k
    Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
    It's allemande left and allemande right
    Come on ya ******' dummy; get your right step right
    Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know

    p**s me off
    Ya ******' jerk
    Get on my nerves

    Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
    He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
    It's allemande left and allemande right
    Come on ya ******' dummy; get your right step right
    Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know

    p**s me off
    Ya ******' jerk
    Get on my nerves

    Well, it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
    And I don't give a f**k 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
    It's allemande left and allemande right
    Come on ya ******' dummy; get your right step right
    Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know

    p**s me off
    Ya ******' jerk
    Get on my nerves

    Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
    He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
    It's allemande left and allemande right
    Come on ya ******' dummy; get your right step right
    Get off the stage, ya goddamn goof, ya know

    p**s me off
    Ya ******' jerk
    Get on my nerves
    (Sonic SBL)
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    Current Rating 8.7 (8 votes)
    Song Images:
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    45 record

    (fm123)
    Messages about the song: "The Rodeo Song"
     
     
    justin2you   Offline  -  Member  -  11-20-06 04:48 AM  -  17 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Now days that UNCUT version tends to make a nice hit in the bars [well.... You can understand what types of music the bar patrons love...]
    fm123   Offline  -  Participant  -  10-11-06 05:53 PM  -  17 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Here are the uncensored lyrics:

    Well it's forty below and I don't give a f-u-c-k
    Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
    And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
    Come on ya f-u-c-k-i-n' dummy get your right step right
    Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

    Ya p-i-s-s me off, ya f-u-c-k-i-n' jerk, get on my nerves

    Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
    He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
    And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
    Come on ya f-u-c-k-i-n' dummy get your right step right
    Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

    Ya p-i-s-s me off, f-u-c-k-i-n' jerk, get on my nerves

    Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
    And I don't give a f-u-c-k 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
    It's Allemande left and Allemande right
    Come on ya f-u-c-k-i-n' dummy get your right step right
    Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

    Ya p-i-s-s me off, ya f-u-c-k-i-n' jerk, get on my nerves

    Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
    He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
    And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
    Come on ya f-u-c-k-i-n' dummy get your right step right
    Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

    Ya p-i-s-s me off, f-u-c-k-i-n' jerk, ya get on my nerves
    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  07-02-06 08:13 AM  -  18 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Yes, I can see how having it choriographed like that can add to the audience excitement.

    Gee, your own Mr. Tweedly.

    -Tim
    chuck wagon   Offline  -  Artist  -  07-01-06 08:39 PM  -  18 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    well Tim..............the bass player steps to the mike at the appropriate moment lets out a shrill toooot (vocally of course............
    Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  07-01-06 05:06 PM  -  18 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    It occurs to me that the bleeps are the same notes as the original words. In the original song, that is.
    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  07-01-06 08:55 AM  -  18 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Do you all vocalize the bleep, or do you have someone on a buzzer button?

    -Tim

    --- chuck wagon
    ...actually bleep out some key words
    chuck wagon   Offline  -  Artist  -  07-01-06 12:52 AM  -  18 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    this has always been one the most requested songs at our shows of all time and we are always glad to do it, only in some situations we found it prudent to actually bleep out some key words which some how makes it funnier....thanks to Garry Lee & Showdown for a great low brow song............
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