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| Song has many underwater puns like Kip Addotta's "Wet Dream". (CZW Ref Fan Steven) |
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| Pinkard and Bowden (artpaul) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
I was a cook
and she was a waitress
Down at the Salty Sam Seafood Café
and somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp just lured her away
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his carp
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in
Eel only break her heart
I said, "Just squid and leave me
for that piano tuna
if you want to trout something new"
She was the bass I ever had
Now my life has no porpoise
Oh my cod, I love her, yes, I do
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his carp
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in
Eel only break her heart
(Spoken:)
"Boy, I swordfish she'd come back to me, Sandy. I shore'd a whale of a time." "Now, Richard, you know she'd just pull that 'Not tonight, I've got a haddock' routine." "You're probably right. But y'know, I've kelped her picture in my walleye just for the halibut. I wonder if she's still got mine in her perch?" "Did you..you say 'perch'?" "Yeah, I'm afraid so." "That's good. For a moment there, I thought I was losing my herring." (audience groans) "Well, we bass squid all this seahorsing around before these people out here go into a state of shark." "Yeah, if we get out of here alive, it's going to be a...mackerel." "Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam."
(Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Played on 31 shows: |
 | 12-31-17, #KMCC-T24 | | 01-07-17, #KMCC-T12-09 |
| 08-12-17, #KMCC-T12-39 | | 11-20-16, #OTR-2-45 |
| 08-05-17, #KMCC-T12-38 | | 11-19-16, #KMCC-T12-05 |
| 07-22-17, #KMCC-T12-36 | | 07-07-16, #ISGD-16-29 |
| 07-15-17, #KMCC-T12-35 |  | 05-07-16, #16-19 |
| 07-01-17, #KMCC-T12-33 | | 02-21-16, #MMS-195 |
| 06-17-17, #KMCC-T12-31 | | 01-29-11, #MMS-140 |
| 06-10-17, #KMCC-11-20 | | 03-01-09, #MMCZ-09-08 |
| 06-03-17, #KMCC-T12-29 | | 06-12-05, #05-24 |
| 05-20-17, #KMCC-T12-27 | | 06-08-03, #03-23 |
| 05-06-17, #KMCC-T12-25 | | 07-11-99, #99-28 |
| 04-10-17, #OTR-3-15 | | 04-12-92, #92-15 |
| 03-11-17, #KMCC-T12-17 | | 07-08-90, #90-27 |
| 03-04-17, #KMCC-11-13 | | 09-03-89, #89-36 |
| 01-28-17, #KMCC-T12-11 | | 08-19-84, #84-34 |
| 01-23-17, #KMCC-11-10 | | |
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