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Narrator: The legend you are about to hear is true. Only the needle should be changed to protect the record.
St. George: This is the countryside. My name is St. George. I'm a knight.
Saturday, July 10th. 8:05 pm. I was working out of the castle on the night watch when a call came in from the Chief. A dragon had been devouring maidens. Homicide. My job: slay him.
St. George: You call me, Chief?
Chief: Yes, the dragon again, devouring maidens. The King's daughter may be next.
St. George: Mmm-hmm. You got a lead?
Chief: Oh, nothing much to go on. Say, did you take that .45 automatic into the lab to have them check on it?
St. George: Yeah. You were right.
Chief: I was right?
St. George: Yeah. It was a gun.
St. George: 8:22 pm. I talked to one of the maidens who had almost been devoured.
St. George: Could I talk to you, Ma'am?
Maiden: Who are you?
St. George: I'm St. George, Ma'am. Homicide, Ma'am. Want to ask you a few questions, Ma'am. I understand you were almost devoured by the Ma'am. Is that right, dragon?
Maiden: It was terrible. He breathed fire on me! He burned me already!
St. George: How can I be sure of that, Ma'am?
Maiden: Believe me, I got it straight from the dragon's mouth.
St. George: 11:45 pm. I rode over the King's Highway. I saw a man. Stopped to talk to him. Pardon me, Sir. Could I talk to you for just a minute, Sir?
Knave: Sure, I don't mind.
St. George: What do you do for a living?
Knave: I'm a knave.
St. George: Didn't I pick you up on a 903 last year for stealing tarts?
Knave: Yeah. So what? Do you wanna make a federal case out of it??
St. George: No, Sir. We heard there was a dragon operating in this neighborhood. We just to know if you've seen him.
Knave: Sure, I seen him.
St. George: Mmm-hmm. Could you describe him for me?
Knave: What's to describe? You see one dragon, you seen 'em all.
St. George: Would you try to remember, Sir? Just for the record. We just want to get the facts, Sir!
Knave: Well, he was, you know, he had orange polka dots . . .
St. George: Yes, Sir.
Knave: Purple feet, breathing fire and smoke . . .
St. George: Mmm-hmm.
Knave: And one big bloodshot eye right in the middle of his forehead and, uh, like that.
St. George: Notice anything unusual about him?
Knave: No, he's just your run-of-the-mill dragon, you know.
St. George: Mmm-hmm. Yes, Sir. You can go now.
Knave: Hey, by the way, how you gonna catch him?
St. George: I thought you'd never ask. A Dragonet.
St. George: 3:05 pm. I was riding back into the courtyard to make my report to the lab. Then it happened. It was the dragon.
Dragon: Hey! I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon! You must be St. George, right?
St. George: Yes, Sir.
Dragon: I can see you got one of them new .45 caliber swords.
St. George: That's about the size of it.
Dragon: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! You slay me!!
St. George: That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Dragon: What do you mean?
St. George: I'm taking you in on a 502. You figure it out.
Dragon: What's the charge?
St. George: Devouring maidens out of season.
Dragon: Out of season?!? You'll never pin that rap on me!! Do you hear me, cop?!?!
St. George: Yeah, I hear you. I got you on a 412 too.
Dragon: A 412!!! What's a 412?!?!?
St. George: Over-acting. Let's go.
Narrator: On September the 5th, the Dragon was tried and convicted. His fire was put out and his maiden-devouring license revoked. Maiden devouring out of season is punishable by a term of not less than 50 or more than 300 years.
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| Played on 55 shows: |
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| 09-01-18, #AOTA-180901 | | 01-18-98, #98-03 |
| 07-29-17, #AOTA-170729 | | 10-05-97, #97-40 |
| 10-01-16, #AOTA-1601001 | | 07-18-93, #93-29 |
| 06-06-15, #15-23 | | 10-13-91, #91-41 |
| 05-30-15, #AOTA-150530 | | 03-12-89, #89-11 |
| 05-04-15, #MM-412 | | 01-29-89, #89-05 |
| 04-19-15, #BWR-15-04-19 | | 05-04-86, #KMET-86-18 |
| 04-15-15, #ISGD-15-16 | | 11-17-85, #85-46 |
| 04-11-15, #15-15 | | 10-20-85, #KMET-85-42 |
| 09-30-13, #MMS-173 | | 04-07-85, #85-14 |
| 05-21-13, #BWR-13-05-21 | | 11-13-83, #83-46 |
| 01-19-13, #AOTA-130119 | | 02-28-82, #82-09 |
| 09-01-12, #AOTA-120901 | | 10-26-80, #80-43 |
| 06-02-12, #12-22 | | 06-08-80, #80-23 |
| 04-17-12, #BWR-12-04-17 | | 07-15-79, #79-28 |
| 08-06-11, #AOTA-110806 | | 10-22-78, #78-36 |
| 08-02-11, #BWR-11-08-02 | | 02-26-78, #78-1 |
| 04-23-11, #11-17 | | 08-01-76, #105 |
| 03-02-08, #08-09 | | 05-30-76, #96 |
| 12-24-06, #MMS-59 | | 03-07-76, #84 |
| 10-08-06, #06-41 | | 11-30-75, #70-46 |
| 08-06-06, #MMS-39 | | 05-18-75, #46 |
| 11-28-04, #XM-79 | | 03-02-75, #35 |
| 04-07-03, #ISGD-03-13 | | 01-12-75, #28 |
| 02-23-03, #03-08 | | 11-24-74, #21 |
| 11-25-01, #01-47 | | 08-18-74, #7 |
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