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Rank this week: 24 (↑19)
Duration: 3:33 
Release Date: 4/10/2013 
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Walking back from my place, she seemed happy.
Nothing in the wind to keep me down!
Got a package in the mail... Could it be my holy grail?
A poking implement to
Rule all the tools with inferior fuels?

"What's that you got there in your pocket?"
she asked as we walked into the mall.
Eyes widen as I show the seventeen-inch dynamo
that shoots out when I flip the switch
And keeps growing and growing and growing...

I said, "Hey,
"why is everybody running for their life?
"It's just my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
"It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife"

My grandfather turns to me and says,
"Let's go down in metaphoric history."
Because I never had a grandfather.
But if I did, I'm sure that he'd be
Proud of a loud-browed son-of-a-cow
Who can wield a blade the way I do

I said, "Hey,
"why is everybody running for their life?
"It's just my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
"It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife"

Is there an issue bringing weapons into this particular bank?
I was escorted out and there's only one thing to thank,
And it's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife

There is an apple farmer lifting all the Pilgrims from their huts
To find the weather only half as satisfying as before.
And as an answer, he said, "Run to me, my daughters,
"Have a crispish red delicious,
"The least truthful of the apples.
"Say it again and come to me
"Say it again, I'm not myself
"Say it again and come to me
"Say it again, I'm not myself
"Say it again and come to me
"Say it again, I'm not myself
"I'm not myself

I said, "Hey,
"why is everybody running for their life?
"It's just my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
"It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife"

I said, "Hey,
"why is everybody running for their life?
"It's just my AA Tragedy Patrolled Ergonomic Wife
"It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife"
(Max DeGroot)
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