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Song Details
Duration: 2:15 
Release Date: 7/15/2014  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: RCA (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Ear Booker Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • Style parody of college football fight songs (Hatman)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Your sports team is vastly inferior
    That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
    We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
    Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively
    Our stats are thoroughly impressive
    Our coach really has the Midas touch
    Our players are fast and strong and brave
    And your guys, eh, not so much

    In fact we’ve played teams across the nation
    And you’re the worst one we’ve come across
    Try to assimilate that information
    And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
    Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
    To effectively articulate the points at hand
    Allow us now summarize them in a manner
    That your feeble brains can understand

    We’re great (We’re great)
    And you suck (You suck)
    We’re great (We’re great)
    And you suck (You suck)
    We’re great (We’re great)
    And you suck (You suck)
    You see there’s us (We’re great)
    And then there’s you (You suck)
    We’re really, really great (Really great)
    In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)
    Okay, full disclosure, we’re not that great
    But nevertheless, you suck

    Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
    That theory’s backed by empirical evidence
    We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
    Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense
    What’s the use of even going through the motions
    When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow
    So why don’t you save us all some time
    And give up now (You suck!)
    (Max DeGroot)
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