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Duration: 3:30 (Captain Wayne) 
Release Date: 9/30/2016  (Captain Wayne) 
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Licensing: CC (Captain Wayne) 
Song Lyrics:
“I’m Vambre Warrior”
A parody of “The Warrior” by Patty Smyth,
about Cartoon Network’s “Mighty MagiSwords”, created by Kyle A. Carrozza
Lyrics by Luke Ski

(8 measure intro)

Ooooooooooh, oh oh ooooooh, woh oh oh oh ooooh oh!

(Verse 1)
You seek a hero that’s really great?
Well please allow me to alliterate.
My purple perm and piggy ponyard have pizazz!
Prohyas: Just don’t bring up that funny accent she has.

Oh no you did not!
Prohyas: Yes I did.

I’ll fight all foes no matter how absurd.
My eyes see red! [Prohyas: Your eyes *are* red.] Heh, word.
I’ll break out my Mighty Magiswords,
And whether or not I win or lose,
might depend on the sword I choose! [Announcer: (with Vambre) CHOOSE!]

(Chorus 1)
Keepin’ veggie swords from Hoppus,
Hoppus: Boing, boing!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
Prohyas: And I’m, Prohyas!
Well I’m Vambre Warrior,
and we’ll complete your mission,
if you will hire
the Warriors!
The Warriors!

(Verse 2:)
My brother has a turquoise mullet,
and he throws Slugburgers down his gullet.
His sword-y puns, they get to me.
Prohyas: But it’s real cutting-edge comedy! Ha ha, get it?


Our quest’s whate’er our client pleases,
‘cause that’s the nature of our bweezness.
Cross Rhyboflayven our swords are drawn.
Adversaries will not stand a chance.
I loathe them almost as much as I HATE PANTS!

(Chorus 2:)
Even Phil the thief can’t stop us!
Phil: Ha, HA!!!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
Prohyas: I’m still Prohyas!
Well I’m Vambre Warrior,
and we’ll make you go fishin’
with Dolphin Water!
The Warriors!
The Warriors!
We are the W-
Prohyas: Accordion MagiSword solo!

(bridge - 9 measures)

Tree-Jay: Zing, man! This is Tree-Jay comin’ atcha, and you’re startin’ off your
wacky weekend wangdoodle listening to the latest hit by Vambre & Prohyas, the
“Warriors For Hire”, exclusively right here on WDDF, The Forest!
Tweeter the Soundbird: The-the-the-the-the-the-the FOREST!

Get off the table, weirdo!
Prohyas: *You’re* a table!

(Chorus 3:)
Doing jobs for Princess Zange!
Prohyas: Is it dangerous? Yeah, prob’bly.
The Warriors!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
That Hooded Woman’s Mysterious,
Grup has no need to fear us,
And Oldman might die.
The Warriors!
Prohyas: Duder, my manliness is multifold!
Zombie Pumpkin MagiSword: Multifold!
The Warriors!

(Chorus 4:)
Someone tell Nohyas he’s not us!
Nohyas: NO YEAH!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
Handbre: Comment allez-vous?
Yes I’m Vambre Warrior!
Victory is ours!
Phil: Even when Phil loses, he wins!

(Chorus fade out:)

Rexxtopher just wants to stomp us!
Rexxtopher: Criminy butts!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
Prohyas: Prohyas is still in the song also! Heeey!
(Captain Wayne)
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