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Die Hard Christmas
By Insane Ian & Bonecage
Parody of "Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth" as performed by Bing Crosby and David Bowie...with some arrangement liberties.
[Bonecage]
Come they told me to Nakatomi
To spend my Christmas at her office party
A giant bear I bring to both of my kids
Switched to her maiden name is what Holly did, celebrated, the company's bid
[Insane Ian]
Hans Gruber -- can it be?
He is here...for robbery
Hostages are taken
Terrorists are raiding the rooms
So I run and I hide away
[BC]
I have no shoes to wear - made fists with my toes
Threw Tony down the stairs - broke his neck and his nose
Hid on an elevator right up above
Tied to a chair he’s dead and wearing a note, I have a gun - ho ho ho
[II & BC]
Sgt. Powell must be made aware
“Welcome to the par-ty, pal”
The FBI will attack the doors
But they won’t get very far
[BC]
Hans, he told them to shoot the glass
“Come out to the coast, [...] we’ll have a few laughs”
Now Karl seems pissed at me, ‘cause I killed his bro
Argyle’s in the garage, he’s waiting below, takes out Theo, with a limo
[II]
I pray my wife will be safe
As I shoot Eddie right in his face
Hans falls out the window
Thornberg gets a punch in the nose
While Al shoots, shoots at Karl for me
John McClane, saved the day
Yippie-Ki-Yay (Captain Wayne) |
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| Played on 13 shows: |
 | 12-09-23, #AOTA-231209 | | 12-21-18, #WOTR_117 |
| 12-17-22, #AOTA-221217 | | 07-20-18, #WOTR_95 |
| 12-09-22, #WOTR_305 | | 12-16-17, #AOTA-171216 |
| 12-25-21, #AOTA-211225 | | 12-09-17, #AOTA-171209 |
| 12-24-21, #WOTR_257 | | 12-08-17, #WOTR_63 |
| 12-06-19, #WOTR_159 | | 07-15-17, #AOTA-170715 |
| 12-22-18, #AOTA-181222 | | |
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