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Rank this week: 34 (↑12)
Duration: 2:49 
Release Date: 1987  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: James Reeves (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: James Reeves (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By:
Released By: Mayonnaise 871002-A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Mayonnaise Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #410098603 (Tim P. Ryan) 
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Facts:
  • Recorded at a comedy club in Nashville, TN in 1987. (Tim P. Ryan)
  • Made #1 on the Dr. Demento Funny 25 for 1991. (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Well I was sittin' on a log
    with my arm around my dog
    when this dude comes on the radio

    Well he was talkin' real tough
    He said your number was up
    and you Americans all gotta go

    I pulled out my snuff,
    I turned to my pup and I said,
    "Well you tell me, Shep,
    If they come after you, what would you do?"
    And he barked and I said, "Yep. That's it."

    Kick Ass USA
    Kick Ass hey all the way
    Kick Ass hey whaddaya say?
    Kick Ass USA

    Kick Ass boom boom boom
    Kick Ass all black and blue
    Kick Ass hey whaddaya say?
    Kick Ass USA

    I called the recruiter
    Said, man, I'm a shooter
    and the Devil has gone to my brain

    Just give me a shot
    Show you all what I got
    'Cause I wanna jump out of a plane

    I guess he could tell
    I was born to raise hell
    'Cause he laughed and he said, "Well, son
    If what you're sayin' is true
    Uncle Sam wants you."
    And then he asked me the town I was from

    Come in everybody...

    Kick Ass USA
    Kick Ass hey all the way
    Kick Ass hey whaddaya say?
    Kick Ass USA

    Do it again...

    Kick Ass boom boom boom
    Kick Ass all black and blue
    Kick Ass got hell to pay
    Kick Ass USA

    Well I made boot camp
    and they gave me the stamp
    of approval which means I'm insane

    I break rocks with my head
    I eat bullets in bed
    and I chase it with ninety octane

    I don't play with guns
    Now there's one rule of thumb
    that some people just seem to forget

    But if they ever start playin'
    They better start prayin'
    'Cause in the immortal words of my dog, Shep

    Kick Ass USA
    Kick Ass hey all the way
    Kick Ass hey whaddaya say?
    Kick Ass USA

    Kick Ass boom boom boom
    Kick Ass all black and blue
    Kick Ass got hell to pay
    Kick Ass USA
    Kick Ass hey all the way
    Kick Ass USA
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 8.7 (7 votes)
    Played on 87 shows:
    07-03-21, #AOTA-21070306-11-06, #06-24
    07-02-21, #WOTR_23204-02-06, #MMS-21
    04-03-21, #AOTA-21040304-10-05, #XM-98
    07-04-20, #AOTA-20070412-28-03, #03-52
    07-03-20, #WOTR_18004-13-03, #03-15
    06-29-19, #AOTA-19062904-06-03, #03-14
    06-30-18, #AOTA-18063003-30-03, #03-13
    07-01-17, #AOTA-17070103-24-03, #ISGD-03-11
    06-30-17, #WOTR_4002-23-03, #03-08
    04-22-17, #AOTA-17042212-30-01, #01-52
    02-22-17, #ISGD-17-0811-25-01, #01-47
    02-04-17, #AOTA-17020410-14-01, #01-41
    09-08-16, #ISGD-16-3810-07-01, #01-40
    07-03-16, #WOTR_0608-23-98, #98-34
    07-02-16, #AOTA-16070204-26-98, #98-17
    06-30-16, #ISGD-16-2804-14-96, #96-15
    05-21-16, #AOTA-16052107-04-93, #93-27
    01-23-16, #ISGD-16-0507-05-92, #92-27
    07-04-14, #ISGD-14-3712-29-91, #91-52
    07-01-14, #BWR-14-07-0106-30-91, #91-26
    06-28-14, #AOTA-14062805-19-91, #91-20
    02-22-14, #AOTA-14022203-17-91, #91-11
    01-11-14, #AOTA-14011103-10-91, #91-10
    07-02-13, #BWR-13-07-0203-03-91, #91-09
    06-29-13, #AOTA-13062902-24-91, #91-08
    07-03-12, #BWR-12-07-0302-17-91, #91-07
    06-30-12, #AOTA-12063001-27-91, #91-04
    02-05-12, #MMS-15201-20-91, #91-03
    07-30-11, #MMCZ-11-3112-30-90, #90-52
    07-30-11, #AOTA-11073012-09-90, #90-49
    07-02-11, #AOTA-11070210-14-90, #90-41
    06-28-11, #BWR-11-06-2810-07-90, #90-40
    05-28-11, #MMCZ-11-2209-30-90, #90-39
    05-14-11, #11-2009-16-90, #90-37
    05-07-11, #MMCZ-11-1909-09-90, #90-36
    04-30-11, #AOTA-11043007-02-89, #89-27
    02-05-11, #MMCZ-11-0603-26-89, #89-13
    01-29-11, #MMCZ-11-0507-03-88, #88-27
    10-23-10, #MMCZ-10-4306-19-88, #88-25
    09-18-10, #ISGD-10-3605-15-88, #88-20
    07-17-10, #10-2903-06-88, #88-10
    05-02-10, #10-1801-24-88, #88-04
    05-27-07, #MMS-7912-06-87, #87-49
    07-02-06, #MMS-34
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