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Facts: |
Recorded at a comedy club in Nashville, TN in 1987. (Tim P. Ryan) |
Made #1 on the Dr. Demento Funny 25 for 1991. (czwrefsteven) |
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Song Lyrics: |
Well I was sittin' on a log with my arm around my dog when this dude comes on the radio Well he was talkin' real tough He said your number was up and you Americans all gotta go
I pulled out my snuff, I turned to my pup and I said, "Well you tell me, Shep, If they come after you, what would you do?" And he barked and I said, "Yep. That's it."
Kick Ass USA Kick Ass hey all the way Kick Ass hey whaddaya say? Kick Ass USA
Kick Ass boom boom boom Kick Ass all black and blue Kick Ass hey whaddaya say? Kick Ass USA
I called the recruiter Said, man, I'm a shooter and the Devil has gone to my brain
Just give me a shot Show you all what I got 'Cause I wanna jump out of a plane
I guess he could tell I was born to raise hell 'Cause he laughed and he said, "Well, son If what you're sayin' is true Uncle Sam wants you." And then he asked me the town I was from
Come in everybody...
Kick Ass USA Kick Ass hey all the way Kick Ass hey whaddaya say? Kick Ass USA
Do it again...
Kick Ass boom boom boom Kick Ass all black and blue Kick Ass got hell to pay Kick Ass USA
Well I made boot camp and they gave me the stamp of approval which means I'm insane
I break rocks with my head I eat bullets in bed and I chase it with ninety octane
I don't play with guns Now there's one rule of thumb that some people just seem to forget
But if they ever start playin' They better start prayin' 'Cause in the immortal words of my dog, Shep
Kick Ass USA Kick Ass hey all the way Kick Ass hey whaddaya say? Kick Ass USA
Kick Ass boom boom boom Kick Ass all black and blue Kick Ass got hell to pay Kick Ass USA Kick Ass hey all the way Kick Ass USA (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
8.7
(7 votes)
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Played on 89 shows: |
| 07-01-22, #WOTR_284 | | 07-02-06, #MMS-34 |
| 09-17-21, #WOTR_243 | | 06-11-06, #06-24 |
| 07-03-21, #AOTA-210703 | | 04-02-06, #MMS-21 |
| 07-02-21, #WOTR_232 | | 04-10-05, #XM-98 |
| 04-03-21, #AOTA-210403 | | 12-28-03, #03-52 |
| 07-04-20, #AOTA-200704 | | 04-13-03, #03-15 |
| 07-03-20, #WOTR_180 | | 04-06-03, #03-14 |
| 06-29-19, #AOTA-190629 | | 03-30-03, #03-13 |
| 06-30-18, #AOTA-180630 | | 03-24-03, #ISGD-03-11 |
| 07-01-17, #AOTA-170701 | | 02-23-03, #03-08 |
| 06-30-17, #WOTR_40 | | 12-30-01, #01-52 |
| 04-22-17, #AOTA-170422 | | 11-25-01, #01-47 |
| 02-22-17, #ISGD-17-08 | | 10-14-01, #01-41 |
| 02-04-17, #AOTA-170204 | | 10-07-01, #01-40 |
| 09-08-16, #ISGD-16-38 | | 08-23-98, #98-34 |
| 07-03-16, #WOTR_06 | | 04-26-98, #98-17 |
| 07-02-16, #AOTA-160702 | | 04-14-96, #96-15 |
| 06-30-16, #ISGD-16-28 | | 07-04-93, #93-27 |
| 05-21-16, #AOTA-160521 | | 07-05-92, #92-27 |
| 01-23-16, #ISGD-16-05 | | 12-29-91, #91-52 |
| 07-04-14, #ISGD-14-37 | | 06-30-91, #91-26 |
| 07-01-14, #BWR-14-07-01 | | 05-19-91, #91-20 |
| 06-28-14, #AOTA-140628 | | 03-17-91, #91-11 |
| 02-22-14, #AOTA-140222 | | 03-10-91, #91-10 |
| 01-11-14, #AOTA-140111 | | 03-03-91, #91-09 |
| 07-02-13, #BWR-13-07-02 | | 02-24-91, #91-08 |
| 06-29-13, #AOTA-130629 | | 02-17-91, #91-07 |
| 07-03-12, #BWR-12-07-03 | | 01-27-91, #91-04 |
| 06-30-12, #AOTA-120630 | | 01-20-91, #91-03 |
| 02-05-12, #MMS-152 | | 12-30-90, #90-52 |
| 07-30-11, #MMCZ-11-31 | | 12-09-90, #90-49 |
| 07-30-11, #AOTA-110730 | | 10-14-90, #90-41 |
| 07-02-11, #AOTA-110702 | | 10-07-90, #90-40 |
| 06-28-11, #BWR-11-06-28 | | 09-30-90, #90-39 |
| 05-28-11, #MMCZ-11-22 | | 09-16-90, #90-37 |
| 05-14-11, #11-20 | | 09-09-90, #90-36 |
| 05-07-11, #MMCZ-11-19 | | 07-02-89, #89-27 |
| 04-30-11, #AOTA-110430 | | 03-26-89, #89-13 |
| 02-05-11, #MMCZ-11-06 | | 07-03-88, #88-27 |
| 01-29-11, #MMCZ-11-05 | | 06-19-88, #88-25 |
| 10-23-10, #MMCZ-10-43 | | 05-15-88, #88-20 |
| 09-18-10, #ISGD-10-36 | | 03-06-88, #88-10 |
| 07-17-10, #10-29 | | 01-24-88, #88-04 |
| 05-02-10, #10-18 | | 12-06-87, #87-49 |
| 05-27-07, #MMS-79 | | |
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