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Duration: 2:18 
Release Date: 2017 
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Song Lyrics:
Would ya annihilate us if ya had the chance?
That's such an anti-social thing to do
You've got us crapping our collective pants
May I suggest you take it down a notch or two?

We're not exactly sure why you're upset
Did that Seth Rogen movie make you super-mad?
You'd like us if you get to know us, I bet
We're mostly harmless, decent people; hey, we're really not so bad.
My point is:

Please, don't nuke us, North Korea
Right now, we're all a little tense
Believe me, we don't hate you; frankly we don't even
Think that much about you, no offense

Now, you might call us "bloodthirsty dogs"
But that metaphor's not very apt
We're just a bunch of simple fidget-spinning goofy dorks
Who prob'ly couldn't find your country on a map

No, we're not savages or cannibals...
Well, maybe, just a really, really, REALLY small percent
So I think it would be best if you'd knock off those missile tests

Don't turn us into cinder
While we're "swiping right" on Tinder
Don't jump-start Armageddon
Or our beds we'll soon be wettin'
Would you think this through for a moment, please
Now why would you bomb all these celebrities?
Or why in the world would you kill Tom Hanks?!
'Cause nobody doesn't like Tom Hanks!!


Please, don't nuke us, North Korea
That would seriously ruin our day
Remember: we're not evil psychotic monsters
No matter what the news may say
We're just those goofballs from the U...S...A!
(Please don't nuke us! Please don't nuke us! Please don't nuke us!)
Current Rating 9.8 (3 votes)
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Messages about the song: "The North Korea Polka (Please Don't Nuke Us)"
Dave AuJus   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  08-20-17 08:09 PM  -  6 years ago

OK I fixed it.

I had to go into both of your playlists and change the release time because they were the same. Now A-logs is 2 minutes later than Kahnmans.


my Show Was the first Show to Play Weird AL's  Song And not A logs Show

kahnman   Online  -  Podcast D.J.  -  08-20-17 12:37 AM  -  6 years ago
my Show Was the first Show to Play Weird AL's  Song And not A logs Show
kahnman   Online  -  Podcast D.J.  -  08-19-17 11:04 AM  -  6 years ago
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  08-19-17 01:12 AM  -  6 years ago
kahnman   Online  -  Podcast D.J.  -  08-18-17 10:39 PM  -  6 years ago

I Accidentally Made Another Page of the track can You merge That one With this one? Here's the page that needs to be merged ;


Tyro Arrgula   Offline  -  Editor  -  08-18-17 09:16 AM  -  6 years ago
Confirmed/fixed. Al posted the actual title on his FB page.
DJ Darren   Offline  -  Artist  -  08-18-17 01:23 AM  -  6 years ago
The title for this song is actually called "The North Korea Polka (Please Don't Nuke Us)" according to Al himself.
Dave AuJus   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  08-14-17 11:31 PM  -  6 years ago
No problem Tyrone. Several of the other DJs were looking to get this also. Glad I could help out.


Dave thanks For Getting This song i Tried to get it But With No Luck
kahnman   Online  -  Podcast D.J.  -  08-14-17 11:20 PM  -  6 years ago
Dave thanks For Getting This song i Tried to get it But With No Luck
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