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Rank this week: 15 (↑16)
Duration: 3:03 
Release Date: 1978  (sfjpk30) 
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Licensing: ASCAP  #430392319 
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  • Music, Sex and Cookies was first recorded and released on Cincinnati radio station WEBN Album Project 3 in 1978. The song also won the Amateur Open division of the 7th Annual American Song Festival in 1981. Music, Sex, and Cookies became somewhat of an "undergound" hit in the late seventies, yet apparently still has a following on the Dr. Demento Show, and persists on the Internet in multiple (often mutated) versions. The song was recorded (with permission) by Michael Spiro on his album "Timeless", as well as recorded in bootleg version(s) by innumberable other folksingers (without permission, but tolerated). (spiderman)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Well, some folks say I'm a narrow-minded man
    But I don't think that's true
    Some folks call me decadent
    For the things I like to do
    Well, you can do your thing and I'll do mine
    And maybe we'll agree
    But among life's many pleasures
    There's only three things that matter to me

    Chorus:
    It's music, sex and cookies
    Cookies, music and sex
    You can give 'em to me all or one at a time
    I don't care which one I get next time
    I've tried therapy and LSD
    And I've been lost but now I'm found
    And it's music, sex and cookies
    Makes my world go 'round

    My friends and all my neighbors,
    They got drugs and alcohol
    But for me it don't take much
    To get me feeling ten feet tall
    Well, there's been a few jealous husbands
    Nearly scared me half to death
    But the cops ain't never gonna arrest me
    For having Oreos on my breath

    Chorus

    Well, I knew me a red-haired lady
    She was looking mighty fine
    She said, "Why don't we get sensual
    And have us a good old time"
    But after dinner and a couple of drinks
    She ran off with a Pittsburgh man

    (And that's depressing. But I'm a rational person, and I started
    thinking of things to keep my mind off it, and I started thinking about that brand new record album I had just bought that very day sitting at home unopened, un-listened to, still hermetically sealed for my protection and I started thinking about that brand new unopened box of Archway Toffee Chocolate Chip Cookies, and I started thinking about it, and I started drooling about it, and I thought, well....)

    Two out of three ain't bad.

    Chorus

    Now some folks lust for money
    Or love or power or fame
    But me, I'm just too smart
    To get caught up in all of them games
    But if you gave me a billion dollars
    I'll tell you just what I'd do
    I'd get a new stereo, buy up Nabisco,
    And make sweet love to you

    It's music, sex and cookies
    Cookies, music and sex
    You can give 'em to me all or one at a time
    I don't care which one I get next time
    I've tried sodomy and LSD
    And I've been lost but now I'm found
    And it's music, sex and cookies
    Makes my world go 'round
    (Madmike)
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