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Duration: 2:35 
Release Date: 1975  (peppertree5706) 
Lyrics By: Hoyt Axton (peppertree5706) 
Music By: Hoyt Axton (peppertree5706) 
Produced By: Richard Perry (peppertree5706) 
Released By: Apple # 1880 (peppertree5706) 
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  • This Song Was Later Parodied By Power Salad (kahnman)
  • From Ringo's 1974 album GOODNIGHT VIENNA. (sav-man)
  • #1 Song on Billboard (peppertree5706)
  • Song Lyrics:
    A LADY THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM COLUMBIA,
    SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
    THEN SHE HELD OUT SOME MARIJUANA, HA HA!
    SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND.

    AND I SAID,
    'NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SMOKE IT NO MORE,
    I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
    NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE,
    THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR.'

    A WOMAN THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM MAJORCA, SPAIN,
    SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
    THEN SHE HELD OUT A TEN POUND BAG OF COCAINE,
    SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND.

    AND I SAID,
    'NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SNIFF IT NO MORE,
    I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
    NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE,
    AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR.'

    A MAN I KNOW JUST CAME FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE,
    HE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
    THEN HE HELD OUT SOME MOONSHINE WHISKEY, OH HO,
    HE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND.

    AND I SAID,
    'NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK IT NO MORE,
    I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
    NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE,
    AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR.'
    (I B Emerson)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (5 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "The No No Song"
     
     
    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-21-10 12:49 AM  -  11 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Ringo also whispered "Semprini"

    Stavro Arrgolus:
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    Bonus: "Super Dave" Osbourne arrests Ringo at the end of the video for singing the 'dope song'.
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-20-10 09:49 PM  -  11 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Bonus: "Super Dave" Osbourne arrests Ringo at the end of the video for singing the 'dope song'.
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