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(scream)
Have no fear, there'll be no pain
All I vant is your jugular vein
Omar the vampar
He made my life a wreck
Omar the vampar
He got ahold of my girl's neck
He stole my woman away from me one night
He didn't even have to kiss her, all it took was just one bite
Well, she musta felt sorry for that sucker, 'cause he was real eat up with the uglies. All I know is after some of his acnepuncture, she was wantin' to get rid of me.
Well, I went my way and saw her next day with a bad-lookin' mark on her next and I said, "Hey! Honey, did he hurt you last night? She said, "No, you fool. He's a real cool ghoul. His mark is worse than his bite."
(Get it, folks? His mark is worse than his bite.)
I'm gonna sing about that sucker:
Omar the vampar
He hung out in the bars
And drank bloody marys, and gave a lot of women scars
He sure was somethin', yeah, he was a real cool ghoul
Omar the vampar
He was a neck-suckin' fool
Well, he surprised her one night and brought her a pet bat. It was a weird little furry, ugly thing.
She didn't like it at first, but it kinda grew on her, and she named the little feller "Ding". "Ding Bat".
Kinda has a ring to it, don't it?
Ring, ding, ring-a-ding, ding ding ding.
Omar the vampar
He made my life a wreck
Omar the vampar
He got ahold of my girl's neck
He stole my woman away from me one night
He didn't even have to kiss her, all it took was just one bite
I guess that sucker forgot about all them real good parts, he was so crazy about necks. But this ole boy, yours truly, knows them all, and how to please the opposite sex.
Here comes that last chorus:
Omar the vampar
He thrilled her less and less
She got tired of his hickeys on her neck, yeah, she liked my hickey best
'Cause she came runnin' back to me, one happy day to stay
And said, "My neck is numb, I've been so dumb. Let's go all the way. Honey, let's go all the way."
Anyhow, now, me and my baby are back together again. And when her neck heals up, we're gonna form ourselves a bossa-nova bluegrass band. Why, she's even learned to pick the banjo. Listen to her back there now:
"I'm from South Carolina with a vamp bite on my knee"
Wait! Whaddya mean, a vamp bite on your knee. I thought he was a neck man. What's that sucker doin' down there in my territory?
"Well, you see, he had this friend who was a midget."
That's ridiculous! I'm disappointed in you, Hortense. Gimme
back my banjo.
"I come from South Carolina with a vamp bite on my knee."
Gimme that banjo!
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