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Duration: 2:57 
Release Date: 1980  (DJ Particle) 
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  • This song was recorded on the Doctor Demento Show The same day as He Recorded His Biggest hit Another one Rides The Bus Back In 1980. (The Kahn Man)
  • Parody of "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by Neil Diamond (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    You don't take your showers
    You don't use Ban Roll On
    Please don't come near me anymore
    I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill

    I remember when

    You used to smell half-decent
    That hasn't been too recent
    Now you're repulsing all the people you know
    You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
    And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go

    'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

    I had to buy some Airwick
    You even made my dog sick
    You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor
    And besides, you're a slob

    You create a nuisance
    When you're out in public
    When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
    And they just run from you, holding their nose
    And you claim that you're lonely
    But that's how it goes

    'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

    And you claim that you're lonely
    But that's how it goes

    'Cuz you don't change your undies
    And you don't use Ban Roll On
    And you don't take your showers anymore
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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