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Rank this week: 10 (↑27)
Duration: 3:30 
Release Date: 1979  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Don & Mim Carlson/Steve Mason (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Don & Mim Carlson/Steve Mason (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Blue River Valley Publishing Co. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • The lyrics listed are for this version only. More verses can be found using the lyric link below. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    People tell me I ought to save my money
    so that I could be layed away in style
    In a walnut box with all the fancy trimmin'
    Vacuum sealed to keep me fresh awhile

    Send me to glory in a Glad bag
    Don't waste a fancy coffin on my bones
    Just put me out on the curb next Tuesday
    Let the sanitation local bear me home

    Sell all my worldly possessions
    and buy yourself a case or two of Pabst
    Let the empties be my memorial tombstone
    Engraven with this epitaph


    If I should die upon the eve of Christmas
    just place my baggie by the Christmas tree
    And when the children; they open all their goodies
    The big surprise would be the death of me


    But maybe I am not bound for glory
    but to that other place I would not choose
    and if it seems that I'm headed in that direction
    then an oven bag would be the thing to use

    (chorus x 2)

    ©1979 Blue River Valley Publishing
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.4 (4 votes)
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