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Remind me to explain to you the concept of the human ego.
Kirk here.
Shatner
Do you have any idea the ribbing I've had to endure?
Shatner
Andy, Opie, and Martin Sheen are
still surviving on the screen
and look at me
I'm in tatters, but I'm Shatner
That's right, Bill Shatner
My acting is alarming, my agent took up farming
My life is just a flock of Trekkies on the street
Conventions, people dressed in Klingon drag
Ga-roupies, Shatner
Collecting autographs, I wanna slash 'em, I'm Shatner
Ga-roupies, Shatner
Phasers and transporter beams, and me and me and me and me
Look at me, I'm Shatner! Hey!
Shatner
I'm just getting fatter, bitter, sadder, critics flatter
That Patrick Patrick Patrick Stewart
and I can't give it away on Pay-per-view
Big loser, Shatner
I'm going down the ladder, uh huhh, but I'm Shatner
Big loser, Shatner
Kirk needs work and love and sex
He needs a girl with big green breasts
green breasts green breasts green breasts
Don't it matter, hey, that I'm Shatner?
Don't it matter
Intruder alert!
James Kirk.
I like that name.
Good. I like yours too. I like you. I wouldn't lie to you.
Ah, Mr. Scott, you old space dog.
I'd still like a Vulcan.
Nurse me.
Jim, what the hell kind of strategy is this?
Dammit, Bones; I need you badly!
Thrusters ahead.
Engineer, we need warp speed now.
Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young.
Only use it for medicinal purposes.
You must learn to govern your passions. They will be your undoing.
Do it!
Kahn!!!
Ahhh, look at me, I'm Shatner, I'm a...
Shatner
PriceLine bought me some success; bite me, Nimoy I'm the best
I'm their boy, the end, the means, still surviving on, repeats
Shatner
And look at me! I'm Shatner! Yeah...
Shatner
Feed me batter, what does it matter
Shatner
Combo platter
Shatner
Sh-moozing, Shatner, Shatner
Don't you know my hairline's going...up up up up up
Sh-moozing, Shatner
I work in this town though I'm a
shmuck shmuck shmuck shmuck shmuck shmuck shmuck
Sh-moozing, Shatner
Sh-moozing, Shatner, Shatner
I got a flat on the west side, condo uptown
Sh-moozing, Shatner
What a mensch, a Tribble-trapper, I'm Shatner
Sh-moozing, Shatner
Almost won an Oscar, for bad toupee and bad actin'
Sh-moozing, Shatner
Big loser, Shatner
Canadian... Jew...
Big loser, Shatner
Eh? Oy... Eh? Oy...
Big loser, Shatner
Kirk out... Kirk out... (No, no...) Kirk out... Sorry Gene... Kirk out...
©2004 Steve Goodie, Angel Jenkins, Dave Smith, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ASCAP (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
9.3
(5 votes)
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| Played on 39 shows: |
 | 09-04-21, #AOTA-210904 | | 09-21-07, #MMDT20_07-37 |
| 03-27-21, #AOTA-210327 | | 09-07-07, #MMDT20_07-35 |
| 03-06-21, #AOTA-210306 | | 07-27-07, #MMDT20_07-29 |
| 02-06-21, #KMCC-15-12 | | 06-18-06, #MMS-32 |
| 01-23-21, #KMCC-15-11 | | 05-14-06, #MMS-27 |
| 11-14-20, #AOTA-201114 |  | 01-02-05, #XM-84 |
| 07-20-19, #AOTA-190720 | | 12-28-04, #ISGD-04-62 |
| 03-24-18, #AOTA-180324 | | 12-26-04, #04-52 |
| 05-06-17, #AOTA-170506 | | 11-14-04, #XM-77 |
| 04-01-17, #KMCC-11-15 | | 11-14-04, #04-46 |
| 09-01-16, #ISGD-16-37 | | 09-29-04, #KMCC_02-01 |
| 11-15-14, #14-46 | | 09-19-04, #04-38 |
| 08-02-14, #AOTA-140802 | | 09-12-04, #04-37 |
| 06-10-14, #BWR-14-06-10 | | 08-29-04, #04-35 |
| 03-13-13, #ISGD-13-11 | | 08-15-04, #04-33 |
| 03-02-10, #KMCC_6-07 | | 08-08-04, #XM-63 |
| 12-25-09, #MMDT20_09-52 | | 08-01-04, #04-31 |
| 11-27-09, #MMDT20_09-48 | | 07-11-04, #04-28 |
| 11-06-09, #BR-09-89 | | 06-20-04, #04-25 |
| 01-27-08, #08-04 | | |
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