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Rank this week: 10 (↑13)
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| When Dr. Demento sings this many alternative verses have been used, most written by DrD, some written by listeners. These alternative verses sometimes relate to then current events. (Tim P. Ryan) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of
{Refrain}
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are ***** I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of
{Refrain}
Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
{Refrain}
An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
{Refrain}
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with
{Refrain}
And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
{Refrain}
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Current Rating
9.0
(6 votes)
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| Played on 110 shows: |
 | 04-07-19, #OTR-5-14 | | 12-28-86, #KMET-86-52 |
| 11-04-18, #OTR-4-44 |  | 11-09-86, #86-45 |
| 04-01-18, #OTR-4-13 | | 10-19-86, #KMET-86-42 |
| 04-24-17, #OTR-3-17 | | 08-31-86, #86-35 |
| 03-31-17, #WOTR_27 | | 06-29-86, #KMET-86-26 |
| 11-06-16, #OTR-2-43 | | 06-08-86, #86-23 |
| 04-09-16, #ISGD-16-16 | | 05-18-86, #KMET-86-20 |
| 06-21-14, #AOTA-140621 | | 04-06-86, #86-14 |
| 09-28-13, #13-39 | | 03-16-86, #KMET-86-11 |
| 05-11-13, #AOTA-130511 | | 01-05-86, #KMET-86-01 |
| 05-07-13, #BWR-13-05-07 | | 12-29-85, #85-52 |
| 11-02-08, #08-44 | | 12-15-85, #85-50 |
| 03-30-08, #08-13 | | 10-20-85, #KMET-85-42 |
| 01-14-07, #07-02 | | 09-08-85, #85-36 |
| 09-26-04, #04-39 | | 08-25-85, #KMET-85-34 |
| 04-04-04, #XM-45 | | 07-21-85, #KMET-85-29 |
| 03-31-03, #ISGD-03-12 | | 06-30-85, #85-26 |
| 02-16-03, #03-07 | | 06-09-85, #KMET-85-23 |
| 06-24-01, #01-25 | | 03-31-85, #85-13 |
| 02-11-01, #01-06 | | 12-30-84, #84-53 |
| 07-02-00, #00-27 | | 09-09-84, #84-37 |
| 07-25-99, #99-30 | | 07-08-84, #84-28 |
| 02-14-99, #99-07 | | 04-15-84, #84-16 |
| 03-22-98, #98-12 | | 02-26-84, #84-09 |
| 10-12-97, #97-41 | | 01-01-84, #84-01 |
| 03-09-97, #97-10 | | 09-11-83, #83-37 |
| 09-15-96, #96-37 | | 07-03-83, #83-27 |
| 03-24-96, #96-12 | | 04-10-83, #83-15 |
| 03-26-95, #95-13 | | 02-20-83, #83-08 |
| 01-23-94, #94-04 | | 01-02-83, #KMET-83-01 |
| 07-25-93, #93-30 | | 09-05-82, #82-36 |
| 04-04-93, #93-14 | | 08-08-82, #82-32 |
| 11-22-92, #92-47 | | 06-20-82, #82-25 |
| 08-30-92, #92-35 | | 05-23-82, #82-21 |
| 12-29-91, #91-52 | | 04-11-82, #82-15 |
| 12-29-91, #KLSX-91-52 | | 12-27-81, #KMET-81-52 |
| 11-17-91, #91-46 | | 12-06-81, #81-49 |
| 09-01-91, #91-35 | | 10-25-81, #81-43 |
| 04-28-91, #91-17 | | 10-04-81, #81-40 |
| 12-02-90, #90-48 | | 08-16-81, #81-33 |
| 09-09-90, #90-36 | | 07-05-81, #81-27 |
| 07-22-90, #90-29 | | 05-31-81, #81-22 |
| 04-01-90, #90-13 | | 04-19-81, #81-16 |
| 01-28-90, #90-04 | | 02-15-81, #81-07 |
| 01-07-90, #KLSX-90-01 | | 01-04-81, #81-01 |
| 05-28-89, #89-22 | | 12-28-80, #80-52 |
| 01-22-89, #89-04 | | 12-28-80, #KMET-80-52 |
| 09-11-88, #88-37 | | 10-12-80, #80-41 |
| 05-29-88, #88-22 | | 08-24-80, #80-34 |
| 01-03-88, #88-01 | | 08-10-80, #80-32 |
| 12-27-87, #87-52 | | 07-20-80, #80-29 |
| 10-18-87, #87-42 | | 06-29-80, #80-26 |
| 06-14-87, #87-24 | | 06-15-80, #80-24 |
| 03-29-87, #87-13 | | 05-11-80, #80-19 |
| 12-28-86, #86-52 | | 10-08-78, #78-34 |
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Stavro Arrgolus:
This is Barry's signature tune that he makes himself for his show. There are dozens of various versions of it made by him over the decades. Many of them were topical for the time. They involved things like the weather, sports, that episode's topic - there was even a verse about Trump made years before this political sh*tstorm we're experiencing now. If more than one is added, all of them have to be hunted down and added as well. A pointless endeavor since Wayne already has copies of most if not all of them in the archive already. He sensibly chose for there not to be 30 or 40 pages for every lyrical variation of this song using the same music and I'm with him on this. So we'd appreciate it if you didn't try to add some or all of them.
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This is Barry's signature tune that he makes himself for his show. There are dozens of various versions of it made by him over the decades. Many of them were topical for the time. They involved things like the weather, sports, that episode's topic - there was even a verse about Trump made years before this political sh*tstorm we're experiencing now. If more than one is added, all of them have to be hunted down and added as well. A pointless endeavor since Wayne already has copies of most if not all of them in the archive already. He sensibly chose for there not to be 30 or 40 pages for every lyrical variation of this song using the same music and I'm with him on this. So we'd appreciate it if you didn't try to add some or all of them.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Sorry, but I always liked Benny Bell's version than this one.
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