Sirius Black  By: Tony Goldmark

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Duration:	4:28
Release Date:	2004
Lyrics By:	Tony Goldmark
Music By:	Anthony L. Ray
Produced By:	DJ Skrabble of The Crest
Released By:	DQYDJ Records (M_Robertcop)
Published By:	DQYDJ Productions (M_Robertcop)
Licensing:	CC (M_Robertcop)
Keywords:	HARRY POTTER

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Parody of the 1992 hit "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot (czwrefsteven)

Features brief vocal cameos from Luke Ski (as Ron and Snape) and his sister Amy (as Hermione) (Captain Wayne)

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Spoken, by Malfoy:) Oh my Lord, Crabbe, Goyle, will you look at that Potter. He thinks he's so great just because the Dark Lord gave him a cut on his head twelve years ago. But, you know, who deserves to understand the Dark Lord anyway? He only talked to Potter through that book because he wanted to take care of unfinished business, okay? I mean, Harry's friends are just so revolting, I can't believe he hangs out with that mudblood girl, and that Weasley, and his hair - it's so, black! (Harry:) It's my third year and I cannot lie You other wizards can't deny After I broke free from the Dursleys' barge Having blown up my Aunt Marge I escaped with my hair all mussed Got aboard the old Knight Bus Its speed is so exciting You'd think Keanu was driving The minister said, "No problem" In the Leaky Cauldron I thought that I'd be finished Faster than you could say ("Qui-Qui-Quidditch") Diagon Alley with Ron and Hermione That book of monsters Bite my hand off it wants ta! Crookshanks is after Ron's pet rat Scabbers That cat, that rat, in a Tom and Jerry spat I heard some dreadful news There's a madman on the loose He killed twelve muggles with just one spell And now he's mad as hell So Ron ("Yeah?") Ron ("Yeah?") Who's the world's most wanted man? ("Dunno") That prisoner ("Prisoner?") Prisoner ("Prisoner") Who escaped from Azkaban Sirius Black (Toad chorus:) Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Something wicked this way comes (Harry: "Sirius Black") Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Something wicked this way comes (Harry:) Dementors on the train drive me insane I just can't help myself, I'm cold and I've fainted My brain is tainted With memories of ("AAAAA!") VOLDEMORT ("AAAAAAA!") I'm not talking bout Malfoy His father's just one of Voldy's toys Professor Trelawny's a Seer But if you ask me her lesson's just a bunch of guessin' She tells me I'll die any second So I'm in class with Remus Boggart's gone with "Riddikulus!" If I study bonus I'll produce a full Patronus They took away the broom I got for Christmas Want to check it for jinxes Can't even go to Hogsmeade unless I've got the Marauder's Map Malfoy's full of crap, and I want to go after Black They say he'll kill at will But I'd rather fry the guy 'Cause he's bad, and he's mad He betrayed my mom and dad! So Hermione ("What?") Hermione ("What?") I'd rather find him than have him find me ("Harry...") He's one bad mugglef- ("Shut your mouth!") Even Malfoy's got to shout Malfoy: Sirius Black, you know Potter, when it comes to the dark arts that Sirius guy's got nothing on my extended family. Harry: Shut up, Malfoy, this is my rap! Malfoy: Scared, Potter? Harry: You wish Malfoy: Come on, give up the mike! Harry: I said no. Malfoy: Professor! Potter's not lettin' me represent for the Dark side! Snape: Potter, let Malfoy kick it old school or it's detention! Malfoy: I've got a weak arm, you know Harry: Alright fine, here it is! Malfoy: Heh, this one's for all the Slytherins, wee-yotch. So you think you can curse or damn me Or say my acting's hammy But if you want me to care then understand me: My pureblood family Don't want buds unless they're not mudbloods! When they intermarry with muggles It just makes me sick to my gut I bought my way into Quidditch You can do that when your father's rich It's power I desire - you don't see me sing in no choirs! When an animal bites my arm I can do it far more harm 'Cause my dad can claim that it maimed the students And then execute it Some wizards want to go to Gryffindor But me, I want a little bit more Than the small, meek and measley Like the bottom-feeders Weasley They love non-magic folk Is it any wonder they're broke? Now this Sirius guy has come kickin' And I understand if you're chicken But Potter, if it were me, I'd want revenge, you see I'd curse his ass and send him back Into the Shrieking Shack, Sirius Black! (Toad chorus:) Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron... Something wicked this way comes Something wicked this way comes Something wicked this way comes Something wicked this way comes (Harry:) Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me? (Captain Wayne)

Available on the following albums:
Rage Against the Mundane	Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #13
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Played on 54 shows:
	06-24-23, #AOTA-230624		09-26-04, #04-39
	02-12-22, #AOTA-220212		09-12-04, #XM-68
	11-03-21, #AOTA-211113		09-05-04, #04-36
	08-28-21, #AOTA-210828		08-08-04, #04-32
	01-09-21, #AOTA-210109		08-01-04, #04-31
	07-21-17, #WOTR_43		07-25-04, #04-30
	05-06-17, #AOTA-170506		07-18-04, #XM-60
	11-26-16, #KMCC-11-06		07-18-04, #04-29
	06-04-13, #BWR-13-06-04		06-27-04, #04-26
	09-22-12, #12-38		06-27-04, #XM-57
	09-17-11, #AOTA-110917		06-13-04, #04-24
	08-20-11, #MMCZ-11-34		06-13-04, #XM-55
	08-13-11, #MMCZ-11-33		06-06-04, #04-23
	07-16-11, #AOTA-110716		06-06-04, #XM-54
	07-21-07, #ROTP_152		05-30-04, #04-22
	07-15-07, #07-28		05-23-04, #XM-52
	06-10-07, #MMS-81		05-23-04, #04-21
	07-31-05, #05-31		05-16-04, #04-20
	05-22-05, #XM-104		05-16-04, #XM-51
	05-01-05, #05-18		05-09-04, #04-19
	03-27-05, #XM-96		05-05-04, #KMCC_01-10
	12-28-04, #ISGD-04-62		05-02-04, #04-18
	12-26-04, #04-52		04-25-04, #04-17
	11-21-04, #XM-78		04-21-04, #KMCC_01-09
	10-17-04, #04-42		04-18-04, #04-16
	10-10-04, #XM-72		04-11-04, #04-15
	09-26-04, #XM-70		03-14-04, #04-11
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