| Hour 1 |
| Jingle Bells - Crazy Frog - Band Aid |
| Do They Know It's Christmas? |
| Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas) - Elton John |
| Another Novelty Christmas Song - Megathruster |
| How Does Your Sleigh Go? - Young Jeffrey |
| Diamond Dust Zone (Act 2) (Saturn Version) - Richard Jacques |
| Christmas Like - Straight No Chaser |
| Deck the Halls - Dave & Brian |
| Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory version), The - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Look What I Saw You Do - Daniel J. Ferguson |
| Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg |
| Joy to the World - Christmas NIGHTS into Dreams OST |
| Holiday - Lil Nas X |
| Old North Pole - Lil Naz X-Mas |
| North Side of the Pole, Part 3: Frosty, The - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| Flat Santa - Drew Jacobs |
| Mr. Yuletide - Insane Ian |
| Dance of the Snowmen - Ace Jack Lind |
| Hour 2 |
| Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts |
| Bah Humbug Song (Chipmunks Roasting), The - Lauren Mayer |
| Manic Depressive Christmas - Rory Murray |
| A Misanthrope Christmas - Dan Hart |
| Merry Fuckin' Christmas (studio version) - Denis Leary |
| Blue Christmas (To Whom It May Concern) - Miles Davis & Bob Dorough |
| Christmas Carol (live) - Tom Lehrer |
| Blizzard Beach - Jim Hedges |
| Dashing Through the Stores - Gift of Christmas Players, The |
| Wreck the Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp, The |
| I'm Goin' Out of My Mind - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre - Eurhythmics |
| Winter Wonderland |
| A Sack of Christmas Joy - Bad Beth & Beyond |
| Chilly Lake - Mario Party 3 OST |
| I Want A Giant Meteor For Christmas - Consortium of Genius feat. Bad Beth & Beyond, The |
| Christmas Coffee - Megathruster |
| #ELFIE - Jeff Reuben |
| Scruffy the Elf - Corey Doak |
| A Messy Kweznuz - Cabbage Clock |
| Hour 3 |
| Santa's Got a Dirty Job - Rich & Rowe |
| Santa on Titan - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto |
| Silent Night - Ebenezer Moog |
| Santa and The Satellite Part 1 - Buchanan & Goodman |
| Santa and The Satellite Part 2 - Buchanan & Goodman |
| Deck the Halls (Toejam & Earl Style) - JK Flipflop |
| North Side of the Pole, Part 2: Cardiac Time, The - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| Red & Green - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| Chimney Damage/All That and a Bag of Pistachios - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| Yuletide Five |
| You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Thurl Ravenscroft |
| Stretchy Pants - Carrie Underwood |
| Hoof You in the Eye - TV's Kyle |
| Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo 'N Patsy |
| Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Sunny Garden (Illusion), The - J.A. Seazer |
| Bonus Round (Adult's Only!) |
| Wreath on the Door - Beefy Al & Stoopid |
| Cardiac Time - Beefy Al & Stoopid |
| Frosty - Beefy Al & Stoopid |
| Red & Green - Beefy Al & Stoopid |
| Chimney Damage/All That and a Bag of Pistachios - Beefy Al & Stoopid |