The Quack  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	3:37
Release Date:	12/10/2007  (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones (belowaveragedave)

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I see this doctor and I think that he's a quack My blood drips to the floor while he eats one more snack My life flashed 'fore my eyes and my fear for him grows For soon I will be dead, or so I suppose I saw the chainsaw pulled out of his new back-pack Nurses fall to the floor, the doctor has gone whack I feel the pressure mount and so I began to pray I'm no crybaby, come Fridge Penguin save the day! Dr. Quack's coming, oh he's ready to attack No use shouting for help, 'cause soon I will be hacked I hope he goes away, don't want to face the axe Guess I picked a bad day to fall and break my back It's then that I woke up alive, I made it through but when I got home, the true horror was due If I worked everyday until my life is done This bill'd still haunt me till the day my life was gone I got a huge bill, these doctors are all on crack I don't make that much cash in 10 years, that's a fact I laid for one week there, it's not the fate I chose They want my kidneys, organs and all that I own Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmm This operation's tainted! They're on crack! Isn't right! Got no soul! They're charging me a ton! and I thought I died. . . The operation's tainted Tainted Tainted They're all Quacks! Yeah. . . . . Oh no no no no no no no no no no no Oh no no no no no no no no no no no Oh no no no no no no no no no no no Oh no no no no no no no no no no no (belowaveragedave)

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