Vote For Me/It's A Joke by Art Paul Schlosser

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Vote For Me/It's A Joke
By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	2:14
Release Date:	1994 (artpaul)
Lyrics By:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER (artpaul)
Music By:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER (artpaul)
Produced By:	Art Paul Schlosser & Randy Green (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Licensing:	BMI #13545024 (artpaul)
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, HUMOR, PRESIDENT, VOTING

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This song was inspired by a friend of mine who used to work at hidden treasures and hired me to perform there a couple of times. Well one time while performing there we were talking about running for Mayor or President and he said if you ran you could always say it was a joke. (artpaul)

Web pages about this song:

it was played on The Dr. Demento Show #12-02 - January 14, 2012 (artpaul)

It was played on The Dr. Demento Show #16-45 - November 5, 2016 (artpaul)

It was played on The Dr. Demento Show #08-44 - November 2, 2008 (artpaul)

It was played on The Dr. Demento Show #04-34 - August 22, 2004 (artpaul)

It was played on The Dr. Demento Show #04-14 - April 4, 2004 (artpaul)

It was played on The Dr. Demento Show #03-35 - August 31, 2003 (artpaul)

it was number 5 on The Dr. Demento Show #03-28 - July 13, 2003 (artpaul)

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Song Lyrics:

Vote for me/It's a joke
I would rather/Be the Pope
If I have to/I'll drink Coke
Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke

Vote for me/It's a joke
I'll take a bath/And use real soap
Comb my hair/Real nice
So what if/I've got lice

And if I'm elected President
I won't do anything
Just sit around and collect the money
Invite my friends over to play poker
And tell jokes that are funny

Vote for me/It's a joke
Famous people/I misquote
Tell you that/It's all true
Vote for me/Be a fool

Vote for me/It's a joke
I don't care/If you smoke
I don't care/If you choke
Just before you die/Make sure you vote

THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?

(artpaul)

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Available on the following albums:
Vote For Me, Its a Joke	The Best of Art Paul Schlosser(The Sequel)
Contact us if you know of another album that contains this song

Played on 14 shows:
	11-05-16, #16-45	09-05-04, #XM-67
	01-14-12, #12-02	08-22-04, #04-34
	02-24-09, #KMCC_05-11	04-04-04, #04-14
	11-02-08, #08-44	12-30-03, #ISGD-03-58
	05-11-08, #MMS-112	10-06-03, #ISGD-03-37
	01-22-06, #MMS-14	08-31-03, #03-35
	09-19-04, #XM-69	07-13-03, #03-28
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Here is the cover of the CD Vote for Me/Its a Joke which has 30 songs altogether including the Title track (artpaul)

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