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Duration: 2:14 
Release Date: 1994  (artpaul) 
Lyrics By: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER (artpaul) 
Music By: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER (artpaul) 
Produced By: Art Paul Schlosser & Randy Green (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Licensing: BMI  #13545024 (artpaul) 
Keywords: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, HUMOR, PRESIDENT, VOTING 
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  • This song was inspired by a friend of mine who used to work at hidden treasures and hired me to perform there a couple of times. Well one time while performing there we were talking about running for Mayor or President and he said if you ran you could always say it was a joke. (artpaul)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Vote for me/It's a joke
    I would rather/Be the Pope
    If I have to/I'll drink Coke
    Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke

    Vote for me/It's a joke
    I'll take a bath/And use real soap
    Comb my hair/Real nice
    So what if/I've got lice

    And if I'm elected President
    I won't do anything
    Just sit around and collect the money
    Invite my friends over to play poker
    And tell jokes that are funny

    Vote for me/It's a joke
    Famous people/I misquote
    Tell you that/It's all true
    Vote for me/Be a fool

    Vote for me/It's a joke
    I don't care/If you smoke
    I don't care/If you choke
    Just before you die/Make sure you vote

    THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?




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    Current Rating 5.6 (10 votes)
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