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Duration: 2:34 
Release Date: 1959  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Marshall Barer (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Marshall Barer (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Golden Records (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Licensing: ASCAP  #530340631 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • Parody of "Deck The Halls". (czwrefsteven)
  • "Curley Joe" refers to the second actor to replace the original Curley (who retired after a stroke in 1946), "Curley Joe" DeRita (Joseph Wardell 1909-1993). (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    "Wreck the Halls with Boughs of Holly", by The Three Stooges

    (Tune: Deck the Halls)
    (M: Moe L: Larry C: Curly Joe)

    M: 'Tis the night before Equimas and all through the town
    Everything's coming loose; everything's falling down
    (sounds of things falling and crashing)
    Be careful with that holly!
    L: Don't nail anything to the wall, I'm warnin' ya. Use Scotch tape; Scotch tape is better!
    C: For paper, it's good. For holly, it's rotten!
    M: Watch out what you hang on that chandelier; it's not strong!
    C: Tinsel. Tinsel. It's only tinsel.
    L: It's too MUCH tinsel!
    C: What harm could one more teensy weensy piece of tinsel do? Here, let me show you...there. See? AHHHHHH! (chandelier crashes)
    M: Though we hang our gay decorations with care,
    L: The whole house is a mess,
    M: and we cry in despair!
    ALL: (crying, then singing:)
    Don't wreck the halls with boughs of holly.
    Decorating can be folly.
    (more crashes)

    M: I _told_ you it wouldn't hold! You wouldn't listen! (SLAP!)
    C: Oooh, that hurt!
    M: No, it didn't! THIS one will hurt! (SLAP!)
    C: OOOOW! Hey, you're right!

    ALL: Holly leaves are sharp like stingers
    Handle them with dainty fingers

    C: Ooh, my finger! It's bleedin'!
    M: Serve ya right; I told you it was sharp! The bush is not straight!
    L: It's leaning.
    M: It's too much decorations on the left side!
    L: No, it's NOT ENOUGH decorations on the left side!
    C: You're BOTH wrong; it's not enough on the top! Here, I'll show ya!
    L: No, no, don't put anything more on the top!
    M: Come down from there! Watch out what you're doin'!
    C: Oooh! Whoa!
    L: It's dangerous! I'm warnin' ya, I'm tellin' ya it's...
    M: TIMMM-BERRRRRRRRRR! (bush and Curly crashes)
    C'mon, Larry, let's get Curly Joe out from under that bush again.

    [Nicked from David Tanny]
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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