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Rank this week: 25 (↑16)
Duration: 2:59 
Release Date: 1975  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Bobby Braddock/Curley Putman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Bobby Braddock/Curley Putman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Phil Coulter (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Polydor (UK) (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Parody of Tammy Wynette's 1968 song of the same name. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Some weeks ago I heard this song
    This song I'm about to do and I couldn't keep my hands off it


    Our little dog is six years old
    and he's smart as any damn kid
    But when you mention the V-E-T
    He damn near flips his lid
    Words like S-H-O-T shot or W-O-R-M worm
    These are words that make him S-Q-U-I-R-M squirm

    His Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E starts today
    Cos he bit the V-E-T
    and then he ran away
    He caused me and my wife
    to have a big fight
    and then both of them bit me
    And that's why I am
    Gonna get a D-I-V-O-R-C-E

    She shouted, "Get him, Rover!"
    And he jumped over
    and bit my L-E-G
    She sank her teeth in my B-U-M
    and called me a f&%$#g c&%#
    Well, I'm telling you
    That was my cue
    to get O-F-F ski
    And I'm going down to the town tonight
    to get a new B-I-R-D

    Oh, yes, his Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E starts today
    Both my wife and my wee scabby dog
    Will soon be hauled away
    That's why I spell out all of these words
    So as my dog can't hear
    Oh, I must admit that dog is actin' Q-U-E-E-R *****
    Oh, yes, I must admit my dog is actin' Q-U-E-E-R *****

    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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