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Canadian Immigrant 
By: Dino-Mike
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Song Lyrics:
It's hard being a Canadian immigrant
Living in ignorant America
One nation ruled under an idiot
And citizens oblivious to Canada
No, I never lived in an igloo
And I wear sneakers not snow shoes
Instead "Huh" I just say "Eh"
No, I've never eaten blubber
And I don't own pants made of rubber
What, are you retarded?

It's hard being a Canadian immigrant
In a country proud of their ignorance
See the shining sea foam of Nimrods
A mad vote is based on appearance
No, I don't speak the French language
And I've never owned a pet penguin
We live in provinces not states
Loonies and toonies are our money
In the world's second-largest country
You know what I'm talkin' aboot

It's hard being a Canadian immigrant
Living In special-ed-merica
Getting crashed is totally ridiculous
I'm moving back to Canada
I wear a tooque not a beanie
Canadian bacon is ham, you weenies
And driving 100K is safe
Yes. there is a "u" in colour
And the mounties are my brothers
So back off ya hosers
(Marcus Tee)
Current Rating 6.0 (5 votes)
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