Canadian Immigrant  By: Dino-Mike

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It's hard being a Canadian immigrant Living in ignorant America One nation ruled under an idiot And citizens oblivious to Canada No, I never lived in an igloo And I wear sneakers not snow shoes Instead "Huh" I just say "Eh" No, I've never eaten blubber And I don't own pants made of rubber What, are you retarded? It's hard being a Canadian immigrant In a country proud of their ignorance See the shining sea foam of Nimrods A mad vote is based on appearance No, I don't speak the French language And I've never owned a pet penguin We live in provinces not states Loonies and toonies are our money In the world's second-largest country You know what I'm talkin' aboot It's hard being a Canadian immigrant Living In special-ed-merica Getting crashed is totally ridiculous I'm moving back to Canada I wear a tooque not a beanie Canadian bacon is ham, you weenies And driving 100K is safe Yes. there is a "u" in colour And the mounties are my brothers So back off ya hosers (Marcus Tee)

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