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By: Sudden Death f/ Worm Quartet
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Duration: 3:10 
Release Date: 2007  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: P:Rockwell/Crist O:Mathers/Resto/Strange/Thiam (peterpuck9) 
Music By: P:Rockwell/Crist O:Mathers/Resto/Strange/Thiam (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Devo Spice (peterpuck9) 
Released By: The FuMP (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
This is one of my favorite songs of all time!- peterpuck9
  • Parody of "Smack That" by Akon featuring Eminem. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • This song is a parody of "Smack That" by Akon (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    8-bit, up front
    Processor, Z-80
    224 x 288 displaydy
    Up at dawn, see the girl that I stayed with
    Joystick callin' me, begging to be played with
    Jump up, and then I make a run for
    Find the nearest arcade, bust through the front door
    I hear it, gotta track down
    Ooh I see it, in the back now
    I obey it's insert coin orders
    Money no problem, pocket full of quarters
    I hear it beeping, I can see it in the corner
    Wanna caress the yellow decals that adorn her
    Maybe I'll take it home and hide it near my porno
    And possibly play it naked, stand back I'm playing

    Pac-Man, I'll play some more
    Pac-Man, my arm is sore
    Pac-Man, drool on the floor
    Pac-Man, oooohhh
    Pac-Man, I play for days
    Pac-Man, I cleared the maze
    Pac-Man, the practice pays
    Pac-Man, (death sound)

    Ooh, looks like another dumb sequel, they'll never
    Equal the classic Pac-Man game
    Baby Pac, Super Pac, what's next, Grandma and
    Grandpa Pac-Man, man, that's lame
    Ghosts chase him all through the light blue walls
    Eat a power pellet, now they got blue balls
    Wondering how he even moves at all
    Or how much he can eat before nature calls
    Cleared that stage; didn't think I could do it
    Gonna try the next one, nothing to it
    Inky and Blinky got me on the run
    And Pinky, ("NARF!"), no, the other one
    But there's a door to the right and I sneak away
    Come back on the left, now I'm on my way
    It defies the laws of physics but I can't complain
    Because I live to play again another day, Pac-Man!
    I play each day so that my game will keep improving
    Some day I'll figure out just how the ghosts are moving
    Can't wait to see the big budget live action movie
    With Richard Simmons as Pinky, and Patrick Stewart as
    Pac-Man, I played till 4:00
    Pac-Man, got the high score
    Pac-Man, my wife is sore
    Pac-Man, "Get your ass back home right now!"
    Pac-Man, I see that blob
    Pac-Man, my nipples throb
    Pac-Man, I lost my job
    Pac-Man, "You're fired!"

    Games today, they got high def graphics
    Real time 3D, looking fantastic
    Accurate physics, rumble controllers
    Sex and violence and still these games all
    Suck! Seriously, what the f...heck?!
    They play just like a train wreck
    They can't compete with this yellow circle

    I play it every time I'm hanging out at the mall
    It's on my cell phone so I play whenever I call
    Maybe I'll have the ROM implanted in my eyeball
    So that I'm always playing, 'cause damn I love that
    Pac-Man, big yellow head
    Pac-Man, no blood is shed
    Pac-Man, no hookers dead
    Pac-Man, ooooohhh
    Pac-Man, can't play no more
    Pac-Man, they locked the door
    Pac-Man, "You're mom's a whore!"
    Pac-Man, "Let me in, damn it! I have to play! *sob* Pac-Man! PAAAAC-MAAAAANNNNN!! *bwa-ha-ha!*

    "Dammit, where’s my megaphone?"
    "Dude, you’re totally obsessed"
    "Oh, bite me."

    Current Rating 9.5 (6 votes)
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