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This is one of my favorite songs of all time! | - peterpuck9 |
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Parody of "Smack That" by Akon featuring Eminem. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
This song is a parody of "Smack That" by Akon (peterpuck9) |
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Song Lyrics: |
8-bit, up front Processor, Z-80 224 x 288 displaydy Up at dawn, see the girl that I stayed with Joystick callin' me, begging to be played with Jump up, and then I make a run for Find the nearest arcade, bust through the front door I hear it, gotta track down Ooh I see it, in the back now I obey it's insert coin orders Money no problem, pocket full of quarters I hear it beeping, I can see it in the corner Wanna caress the yellow decals that adorn her Maybe I'll take it home and hide it near my porno And possibly play it naked, stand back I'm playing
Pac-Man, I'll play some more Pac-Man, my arm is sore Pac-Man, drool on the floor Pac-Man, oooohhh Pac-Man, I play for days Pac-Man, I cleared the maze Pac-Man, the practice pays Pac-Man, (death sound)
Ooh, looks like another dumb sequel, they'll never Equal the classic Pac-Man game Baby Pac, Super Pac, what's next, Grandma and Grandpa Pac-Man, man, that's lame Ghosts chase him all through the light blue walls Eat a power pellet, now they got blue balls Wondering how he even moves at all Or how much he can eat before nature calls Cleared that stage; didn't think I could do it Gonna try the next one, nothing to it Inky and Blinky got me on the run And Pinky, ("NARF!"), no, the other one But there's a door to the right and I sneak away Come back on the left, now I'm on my way It defies the laws of physics but I can't complain Because I live to play again another day, Pac-Man! I play each day so that my game will keep improving Some day I'll figure out just how the ghosts are moving Can't wait to see the big budget live action movie With Richard Simmons as Pinky, and Patrick Stewart as Pac-Man, I played till 4:00 Pac-Man, got the high score Pac-Man, my wife is sore Pac-Man, "Get your ass back home right now!" Pac-Man, I see that blob Pac-Man, my nipples throb Pac-Man, I lost my job Pac-Man, "You're fired!"
Games today, they got high def graphics Real time 3D, looking fantastic Accurate physics, rumble controllers Sex and violence and still these games all Suck! Seriously, what the f...heck?! They play just like a train wreck They can't compete with this yellow circle
I play it every time I'm hanging out at the mall It's on my cell phone so I play whenever I call Maybe I'll have the ROM implanted in my eyeball So that I'm always playing, 'cause damn I love that Pac-Man, big yellow head Pac-Man, no blood is shed Pac-Man, no hookers dead Pac-Man, ooooohhh Pac-Man, can't play no more Pac-Man, they locked the door Pac-Man, "You're mom's a whore!" Pac-Man, "Let me in, damn it! I have to play! *sob* Pac-Man! PAAAAC-MAAAAANNNNN!! *bwa-ha-ha!*
"Dammit, where’s my megaphone?" "Dude, you’re totally obsessed" "Oh, bite me."
Source: www.thefump.com (peterpuck9) |
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Current Rating
9.5
(6 votes)
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Played on 30 shows: |
| 01-09-21, #KMCC-15-10 | | 09-21-08, #MMS-116p |
| 07-17-20, #WOTR_182 | | 09-05-08, #BR-08-33 |
| 05-30-20, #AOTA-200530 | | 08-01-08, #BR-08-27 |
| 09-29-17, #WOTR_52 | | 06-07-08, #ROTP_198 |
| 02-15-17, #ISGD-17-07 | | 04-01-08, #KMCC-4-14 |
| 02-18-14, #BWR-14-02-18 | | 03-21-08, #BR-08-11 |
| 04-02-13, #BWR-13-04-02 | | 02-16-08, #BR-08-06 |
| 03-23-13, #AOTA-130323 | | 12-21-07, #MMDT20_07-50 |
| 03-24-12, #AOTA-120324 | | 09-29-07, #ROTP_162 |
| 03-16-12, #MMDT20_12-11 | | 09-05-07, #KMCC-4-01 |
| 09-27-11, #BWR-11-09-27 | | 04-11-07, #KMCC_3-08 |
| 06-04-11, #AOTA-110604 | | 03-11-07, #07-10 |
| 01-31-10, #MMCZ-10-05 | | 02-26-07, #MMS-67 |
| 10-04-08, #BR-08-41 | | 02-26-07, #MM-97 |
| 09-21-08, #MMS-116 | | 02-24-07, #ROTP_131 |
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