You've Got Hogwarts  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	2:44
Release Date:	2007  (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	Parody:M. Spaff Sumsion/Original:Greg Camp (peterpuck9)
Music By:	Parody:M. Spaff Sumsion/Original:Greg Camp (peterpuck9)
Produced By:	spaff.com (peterpuck9)
Released By:	The FUmP (peterpuck9)
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Licensing:	CC
Keywords:	HARRY POTTER

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Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth. (CZW Ref Fan Steven)

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YOU'VE GOT HOGWARTS Parody of Smash Mouth's "All Star" (Greg Camp) Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND Somebody once told me His school would not enroll me I wished I'd stuck with Muggles instead 'Cause I'm freaked by the occult And I swear a lightning bolt Was the shape of the scar on his forehead Well! The books keep coming and the films keep coming And you thought Star Wars was a little mind-numbing Must the whole world be an H.P. fan? It's a Sirius pain in the Azkaban So much to read! So much to knock! Is this virus called Norwalk or Warlock? So try every spell you've been shown I'd rather be Sorcerer's Stoned Hey now You've got Hogwarts You got floo dust - on me Hey now You've got Wormtail And your friends are - Weasley Ride that broom till you're sore 'Cause you put the dumb in Dumbledore You've got house elves with attention disorders And a one-track mind that's nine and three quarters Hey, your mentor just might be a centaur And if you've gone mad, blame Dr. Dementor That Whomping tree's got really mean wood For some good love call Luna Lovegood My goblet's on fire! My butt feels worse! Sitting through this stuff's an Unforgivable Curse Hey now You've got Hogwarts And your Crookshanks - bit me Hey now You've got Mudblood You've got Yule balls - yearly My name's not Merv Gryffindor! Eat Cornelius Fudge... I met a male fairy Who said, Hello, I'm Harry I guess he'd never heard about Nair I said, Witch! Gimme that snitch! You little son of a Quidditch! And your dog's got an extra pair Of heads! The wolves keep howling and the owls keep owling There's a vault full of gold here for J.K. Rowling Tom Riddle me this: Would a snake prefer A bird named Fawkes or a fox named Fleur? So Peter's a rat? Hermione's a cat? And when it's Snape's shift will he shape shift? And is it Cho Chang or Chang Cho? I'll never last through the last show Hey now You've got Hogwarts Tell your hat to - sort me Hey now You're a horcrux And you're uni - corny All your wands are too short And you put the emo in Voldemort Ride those brooms till you're sore 'Cause you put the dumb in Dumbledore © Spaff.com 2007+ (peterpuck9)

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Played on 28 shows:
	11-19-21, #WOTR_252		12-30-07, #07-52
	11-03-21, #AOTA-211113		10-02-07, #KMCC-4-03
	03-16-19, #KMCC-13-15		08-31-07, #MMDT20_07-34
	08-12-17, #AOTA-170812		08-25-07, #ROTP_157
	07-24-17, #OTR-3-30		08-24-07, #MMDT20_07-33
	07-07-17, #WOTR_41		08-17-07, #MMDT20_07-32
	06-08-16, #MMP-41		07-29-07, #07-30
	11-01-11, #BWR-11-11-01		07-22-07, #07-29
	07-16-11, #AOTA-110716		07-21-07, #ROTP_152
	02-27-09, #BR-09-62		07-20-07, #MMDT20_07-28
	02-13-09, #BR-09-60		07-15-07, #07-28
	11-14-08, #BR-08-48		07-14-07, #ROTP_151
	02-29-08, #BR-08-08		07-08-07, #07-27
	12-31-07, #MMS-106		06-24-07, #07-25
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