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Can't Rap 
By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap
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Duration: 3:31 
Release Date: 2007  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Smack That" by Akon. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    No flow (no flow)
    Don’t know (don’t know)
    No rhymin’ (no rhymin’)
    You plug your ears
    All the people are hating

    I got the beats and samples made a studio
    I got the lyrics so it seems I’m ready to go
    Then I start rappin’ and everyone just says “oh no”
    And then they wish it was over
    They hate me cause I

    Can’t rap, you can’t endure
    Can’t rap, your ears are sore
    Can’t rap, no sales at stores
    Can’t rap, oh

    Can’t rap, can’t keep a beat
    Can’t rap, it’s not discreet
    Can’t rap, listeners weep
    Can’t rap, oh

    I’m on stage, ready to perform now
    Then I start rappin’, people raise their eyebrows
    Start booin’, tellin’ me to get off
    All the big rap fans, see them flippin’ me off

    How was my show allowed now?
    Stuff’s flyin’ from the crowd now
    All the other rappers lay the smackdown
    No problem for me, at least both eyes are black now

    The problem is I think I’m great and I just don’t know
    I sound like K-Fed and I do not know how to flow
    Maybe I’ll improve if I get some bling and afro
    And then I’ll be the best rapper, all except I

    Can’t rap, the timing’s bad
    Can’t rap, now they’re all mad
    Can’t rap, I’ll needs some pads
    Can’t rap, oh

    Can’t rap, just like before
    Can’t rap, pinned to the floor
    Can’t rap, a bit of gore
    Can’t rap, oh

    Oh, looks like a wannabe K-Fed
    He’s gonna be shred with some lead in his head
    Can’t believe he achieved a concert, now we are all peeved and he just won’t leave!
    I am sure there’s no cure, he’s a hack
    No one knows how he always comes back
    Everyone seems to think that it’s all whack
    He can’t even keep with the backing track

    Gets on stage this cannot be good
    He really thinks that he’s in the hood
    Has no idea he’s a disgrace, get some bear mace, and spray his face
    This is gettin old, we say to go away
    We don’t wanna hear this everyday
    So we beat him up, but he won’t obey
    In fact he comes back and expects some pay – get lost!

    I get up there and once I pick up the microphone
    Everyone who is watching all just starts to groan
    After three seconds typically stuff starts to be thrown
    And then it’s forcefully over
    They stop me cause I

    Can’t rap, I’ve got no skill
    Can’t rap, I’m up there still
    Can’t rap, you want to kill
    Can’t rap, oh

    Can’t rap, pinned to the floor
    Can’t rap, punch me some more
    Can’t rap, now I’m all sore
    Can’t rap, oh

    Everyone’s booin’
    They are all rulin’
    Boo and they think that I should be goin’
    Then they start throwin’
    Hatred is growin’
    Still I’m up on the stage just strollin’
    I can’t even keep a beat
    So they get out their seats
    And now they want to kill me cause lately

    I get on stage and then they come up straight from below
    And then they knock me out before I can start my show
    I wake up later in a box of Fed-Ex cargo
    For international transfer
    It might be cause I

    Can’t rap, it hurts your ears
    Can’t rap, I get no cheers
    Can’t rap, you’ll break in tears
    Can’t rap, oh

    Can’t rap, no one could be
    Can’t rap, worse than me
    Can’t rap, buy my CD
    Can’t rap, oh
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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