Can't Rap  By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap

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Duration:	3:31
Release Date:	2007  (peterpuck9)
Lyrics By:	Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Smack That" by Akon. (peterpuck9)

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No flow (no flow) Don’t know (don’t know) No rhymin’ (no rhymin’) Degrading You plug your ears All the people are hating I got the beats and samples made a studio I got the lyrics so it seems I’m ready to go Then I start rappin’ and everyone just says “oh no” And then they wish it was over They hate me cause I Can’t rap, you can’t endure Can’t rap, your ears are sore Can’t rap, no sales at stores Can’t rap, oh Can’t rap, can’t keep a beat Can’t rap, it’s not discreet Can’t rap, listeners weep Can’t rap, oh I’m on stage, ready to perform now Then I start rappin’, people raise their eyebrows Start booin’, tellin’ me to get off All the big rap fans, see them flippin’ me off How was my show allowed now? Stuff’s flyin’ from the crowd now All the other rappers lay the smackdown No problem for me, at least both eyes are black now The problem is I think I’m great and I just don’t know I sound like K-Fed and I do not know how to flow Maybe I’ll improve if I get some bling and afro And then I’ll be the best rapper, all except I Can’t rap, the timing’s bad Can’t rap, now they’re all mad Can’t rap, I’ll needs some pads Can’t rap, oh Can’t rap, just like before Can’t rap, pinned to the floor Can’t rap, a bit of gore Can’t rap, oh Oh, looks like a wannabe K-Fed He’s gonna be shred with some lead in his head Can’t believe he achieved a concert, now we are all peeved and he just won’t leave! I am sure there’s no cure, he’s a hack No one knows how he always comes back Everyone seems to think that it’s all whack He can’t even keep with the backing track Gets on stage this cannot be good He really thinks that he’s in the hood Has no idea he’s a disgrace, get some bear mace, and spray his face This is gettin old, we say to go away We don’t wanna hear this everyday So we beat him up, but he won’t obey In fact he comes back and expects some pay – get lost! I get up there and once I pick up the microphone Everyone who is watching all just starts to groan After three seconds typically stuff starts to be thrown And then it’s forcefully over They stop me cause I Can’t rap, I’ve got no skill Can’t rap, I’m up there still Can’t rap, you want to kill Can’t rap, oh Can’t rap, pinned to the floor Can’t rap, punch me some more Can’t rap, now I’m all sore Can’t rap, oh Everyone’s booin’ They are all rulin’ Boo and they think that I should be goin’ Then they start throwin’ Hatred is growin’ Still I’m up on the stage just strollin’ See I can’t even keep a beat So they get out their seats And now they want to kill me cause lately I get on stage and then they come up straight from below And then they knock me out before I can start my show I wake up later in a box of Fed-Ex cargo For international transfer It might be cause I Can’t rap, it hurts your ears Can’t rap, I get no cheers Can’t rap, you’ll break in tears Can’t rap, oh Can’t rap, no one could be Can’t rap, worse than me Can’t rap, buy my CD Can’t rap, oh (belowaveragedave)

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Played on 21 shows:
	06-15-12, #MMDT20_12-24		05-11-08, #BAD_08-05-11
	03-24-12, #AOTA-120324		12-31-07, #MMS-106
	02-24-09, #BAD_02-24-09		12-21-07, #MMDT20_07-50
	02-17-09, #BAD_02-17-09		08-31-07, #MMDT20_07-34
	11-07-08, #BR-08-45		08-24-07, #MMDT20_07-33
	10-28-08, #BAD_08-10-28		08-17-07, #MMDT20_07-32
	09-30-08, #BAD_08-09-30		08-10-07, #MMDT20_07-31
	08-26-08, #BAD_08-08-26		08-03-07, #MMDT20_07-30
	08-01-08, #BR-08-27		07-20-07, #MMDT20_07-28
	06-01-08, #BAD_08-06-01		07-13-07, #MMDT20_07-27
	05-25-08, #BAD_08-05-25
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