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Call Before Hang Overs 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 17 (↑27)
Duration: 3:30 
Release Date: 9/30/2007  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: A. Lee, T. Balsamo (DJ Particle) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Don't Cry to Me
    Just pay the fee
    You're lucky to be free
    Don't hate me
    I warned thee
    Drank too much wine

    Should've left your car
    at the bar
    So honey next time don't drink all they sell
    You're barely breathing
    You're food hit the ceiling
    and now you can't legally drive

    Got a tooth-ache

    Come cry to me
    If you need me
    Next time just please call me
    I drink tea
    and Pepsi
    Just think next time

    I just saw your name
    Stop this game
    You must be drinking, This pattern gets lame
    Incredibly Wasted
    No wonder you're naked
    and street dancing on channel nine

    and I'm too late

    Please call to me
    When you need me
    I would come there for thee
    Won't call me
    I'll hold the key
    You drink, I'll drive

    You never call before hang-overs

    You wait till morning when you're sober

    You're sober

    How Can I . . .Open Your Eyes

    How Can I. . .This happens all the time

    So next time we'll see
    If you call me
    'Cause I'll be there for thee
    Don't lie to me
    or get cold feet
    Don't drink and drive
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    05-31-09, #BAD_05-31-0910-06-07, #ROTP_163
    12-30-08, #BAD_12-30-08
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