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Antarctican Terrorist 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 9 (↑35)
Duration: 2:55 
Release Date: 9/23/2007  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Don't wanna meet an Antarcticain Terrorist
    Don't want a penguin to bomb me to Siberia
    Hey can you watch them wobble in hysteria
    Their cute smiles may trick you and they'll eat ya

    Oh my God, did I forget to mention
    All across the frozen ice nation
    Global warming made them go insane
    Penguins seem to think we are shallow
    Maybe that's a tough pill to swallow
    Hey, you won't hear me argue

    They'll cook us all in crock pots America
    Their flag is blue with a hint of magenta
    Here they come, they're wearing pink bandannas
    Their first target is Southern Australia

    It's almost outside my comprehension
    Nothing like they are in animation
    They aren't just riding in some sleigh
    The oldest penguins cream all of Rio
    I guess we will be tomorrow
    Who will come to our rescue?

    No 'Happy Feet' in Antarcticain Terrorists
    They aren't listed in the Wikipedia
    Declare all of France disaster area
    The Taliban is gone as is Nigeria

    A happy ending to all this tension
    All across the Mexican nation
    All the penguins got lost and they stayed
    Drinking away spewing their sorrows
    I guess the hookers aren't too shallow
    So Mexico we thank you!
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Messages about the song: "Antarctican Terrorist"
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-10-09 01:29 PM  -  12 years ago
    A Volume corrected version of this song was just uploaded so that DJ's can have a more radio friendly mp3 to use.
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