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Since this song was edited for time to fit on the 'Contractual Obligation Album' LP, in the interest of completeness, the lyrics from the complete version as heard on 'Monty Python Sings' are presented here and the short dialog 'introducing' the song as it appeared on 'Contractual Obligation' is included. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Ahem...The "doctors" are here, Señor Beresby. Beresby (with French accent): Ah, terifique.
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling and I hope you get well soon.
My penile warts, your herpes my syphilitic sores Your moenelial infection how I miss you more and more Your dhobi's itch, my scrumpox our lovely gonorrhea At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochetes met mine.
Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balinitis, Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.
My clapped out genitalia is not so bad for me As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee. My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender though my parts are awful raw You might have been infected but you never were a bore I'm dying from your love my love I'm your spirochaetal clown I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down.
Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balinitis, Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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