Crazy for Chips  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	3:50
Release Date:	1/7/2008  (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce (belowaveragedave)

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Wow There so Wavy Right Now Most Incredibly it's your Kraft, Ranch It's Your Cream, Sour There so Wavy Right Now Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Yeah You Can't Eat Just One There So Wavy Right Now I look and stare deep down at my thighs I think I put on 20 somethin' pounds last night There gone better go to the corner store Baked or Fried eat 'em three meals in a row Such a tasty thing for me to try to explain How I'm eating all these chips is such a shame 'Cause I know you can't comprehend How chips can be devoured all weekend Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC Got Me eating some Pringles right now Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how, My Image Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how Eating some Wavy Lays Now, Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No When I sit and watch Daytime TV Whats One Life To Live? I can't hear a single beat Sweat Pants can't even fit into a Triple-X Soon I'll be bare, broke All my Spandex It's the way that they make Spicy BBQ or the way Sour Cream makes my Breath Stink too But you still can't comprehend How Chips can be devoured all weekend Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza Got me eating some Kebler Chips now Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese Got me eating Taquitos right now Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow, My Image Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow Eating some Pringles right now, Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now Eating some Pringles right now, Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now ~~~Light Rap~~~~ Tatos Ya'll know when they're far or local Wet lips from Lays and Uh Oh Big P, Pringles are the one and only Sticky limbs and the belly is fat like Rosie, I bake Taquitoes, boy I need that Pace too Bar-be-cue tastes great and all though The genuine, original, I will not touch though Not one or two if anything I eat 12 you Tastes Like Sweet Rolls, Stax like God Correct Lazy, Bring the whole set David's in the range, Below Average and Deranged They can't figure him out, wanna throw him in a cage Yes sir, I like to eat different types n textures My breath stinks like vinegar Been Dealing with Chain Eaters how you think I got the brand Walker I've been real, they're from the UK fall back now, ever since the label reduced over to low cal The chips been lame, done! ~~~~Back to reality--the rap part was done in the recording~~~~ Got me eating, Too Many, I've Gained Weight I'm not Myself Lately, I'm Huge Now, I feel foolish, I've been feeding myself, Baby I Don't Care Cuz Dorritos Got the Best of Me, and Walkers Brands are so tasty I've been ballooning, I don't care who sees Cuz Baby they tasty oh so Tasty Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC Got Me eating some Pringles right now Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how, My Image Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how Eating some Wavy Lays Now, Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza Got me eating some Kebler Chips now Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese Got me eating Taquitos right now Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow, My Image Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow Eating some Pringles right now, Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now (belowaveragedave)

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