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My Cell Phone Was Out of Minutes 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:37 
Release Date: 2/23/2008  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    My cell phone was out of minutes,
    and my Neon had lost all four wheels.
    'bout lost my mind, it was nowhere near nine,
    and the heat was almost unreal.

    When I chose this two year phone plan
    signed down my name quickly where X marked the spot.
    and the sales man smugged covering his whole mug, I guess
    he knew I'd be in a rut:

    I felt just like a puppet, because I didn't have a clue,
    If I had glared I'd be aware,
    Of all the charges there too.
    Yeah, it's true that I am well employed,
    but now I'm feelin' quite screwed.
    'cause as this story unfolds, fell in a hole
    and now that darn bill is past due

    Those jerks said, "You're stuck sonny, we'll play a violin,
    'Cause you'll pay that debt, that isn't a threat,
    with your contract we'll always win."

    So now I am always broke and can't pay for my car,
    'Cause I've been duped in Florida and corp'rate left me charred
    I'm gettin' thin and all I've ever owned's been pawned or sold,
    I blew a fuse, and anger took it's toll!

    The next day I worked twelve to eight and I tried to save some dough.
    Went across to the dealership and this man put on a show.
    And then rolled my pen right on the line and I guess this part I missed.
    When I left the bumper fell off,
    he said no warranty exists.

    Yeah, my lucks diminished, I had thought,
    "I can't get any worse: I'm done."
    But my life isn't fair my dear
    it's like I create debt for fun!"

    House off of a trail: tons of fun.
    The darn thing fell apart and my credits gone.
    Ghosts were in the attic wearing my clothes
    Chantin' through day light , "Go, Dave Go."

    It's then that I had fled cause' I felt like I'm dead meat
    and a priest thought he could fool me and chase those ghouls down the street
    Then I said "Pastor, I'm not stupid
    no, I won't pay you or your friends"
    The new neighbors bought that old dude's pitch
    and the ghosts left, I can't win

    Out on the house, no tons of fun
    The cell phone bill had left me feeling done
    Dealer pulled one on me n' I still owe,
    David now your life must blow, it blows
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