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Rank this week: 26 (↑8)
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2:29
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1986 (CapSuper)
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| Facts: |
| DrD tends to use the version put out on a 45 most often on his show, with additional Bill Murray as the patient, instead of the version found on the soundtrack CD and the movie. See individual show listings for which version has been reported. (Tim P. Ryan) |
| The version from the 1982 Off-Broadway Cast soundtrack now has it's own listing. (Tim P. Ryan) |
| Versions on the Dr. Demento Show from before 1986 are actually from a 1982 Off-Broadway Cast soundtrack. (AiYume) |
| From the 1986 version of "Little Shop of Horrors." (CapSuper) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
When I was young and just a bad little kid.
My mama noticed funny things I did.
Like shooting puppies with a BB gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussycat and bash in it's head,
Thats when my mama said
(Backup Singers) What did she say?
She said, my boy I think some day,
will find a way,
To make your natural tendencies pay.
(Chorus)
You'll be a dentist. (You'll be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing great pain.
Son, be a dentist. (Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane. (Inhumane)
Your temperment's wrong for the priesthood.
Son, be a dentist, you'll be a success.
(Backup Singer)
Here he is, folks, the leader of the plaque,
Watch him suck up that gas, oh, my God.
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.
(patient)Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb.
Ah shut up, open wide, here I come.
I am your dentist,
and I enjoy the career that I picked. (Love it)
I'm your dentist, and I get off on the pain I inflict. (Really love it)
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid (Bicuspid)
and swell when they tell me I'm mal-adjusted. (dentist)
And though it may cause my patients to stress. (To stress)
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me, I know, I know that my mama's proud of me.
(Spoken)"Oh, mama"
'Cause I'm a dentist, and a success.
(Spoken)
Say AHHHH!
"(AHHHH)"
Say AHHHHH!!
"(AHHHHH)"
SAY AHHHHHHHH!
"(AHHHHHHHH)"
Now Spit! (MarlinsGirl) |
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Current Rating
9.8
(3 votes)
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| Played on 54 shows: |
 | 03-17-18, #AOTA-180317 |  | 06-21-98, #98-25 |
| 05-31-17, #ISGD-17-21 | | 01-05-97, #97-01 |
| 04-17-17, #OTR-3-16 | | 04-07-96, #96-14 |
| 11-07-15, #11-45 | | 01-15-95, #95-03 |
| 02-15-14, #14-07 | | 02-27-94, #94-09 |
| 04-23-13, #BWR-13-04-23 | | 08-08-93, #93-32 |
| 10-13-12, #12-41 | | 04-04-93, #93-14 |
| 08-11-12, #AOTA-120811 | | 01-19-92, #92-03 |
| 09-17-11, #11-38 | | 11-18-90, #90-46 |
| 08-27-10, #ROTP_314 | | 03-18-90, #90-11 |
| 07-19-09, #09-29 | | 12-10-89, #89-50 |
| 06-08-08, #08-23 | | 05-28-89, #89-22 |
| 07-22-07, #07-29 | | 10-16-88, #88-42 |
| 04-30-06, #06-18 | | 12-27-87, #87-52 |
| 04-16-06, #MMS-23 | | 12-27-87, #KLSX-87-52 |
| 04-10-05, #05-15 | | 10-04-87, #87-40 |
| 03-27-05, #XM-96 | | 06-14-87, #87-24 |
| 01-09-05, #XM-85 | | 04-12-87, #87-15 |
| 05-05-04, #KMCC_01-10 | | 03-22-87, #87-12 |
| 04-11-04, #04-15 | | 02-22-87, #87-08 |
| 10-13-03, #ISGD-03-39 | | 02-15-87, #87-07 |
| 09-22-03, #XM-18 | | 02-08-87, #87-06 |
| 08-17-03, #03-33 | | 02-01-87, #87-05 |
| 01-12-03, #03-02 | | 01-25-87, #87-04 |
| 02-24-02, #02-08 | | 01-18-87, #87-03 |
| 04-01-01, #01-13 | | 01-04-87, #87-01 |
| 02-27-00, #00-09 | | 12-07-86, #KMET-86-49 |
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