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Why Can't I Shoot The Dog (featuring The Gothsicles) lyrics: T. Rockwell, B. Graupner music: B. Graupner vocals: T. Rockwell, B. Graupner
At first it was fine and quite a bit fun A new NES with a cool light gun But I'm not huntin' no bear or buck No, I'm gonna bwast me a kwazy duck Now I got all that I need for the hunt A little duck call and a big shotgun And a dog that will bring 'em all back to me It's like a Soviet duck killing factory I wish I could pick up chicks half this easy My dog is so loyal it's almost sleazy Then like a bad Bruce Willis film I spent eighty-four shots, and not one kill ... is he laughing at me? He is, the freakin' dog's laughing at me! You little b***h, get your ass over here So I can stick my gun up your stuck up rear
WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG (shoot that pooch like Turner & Hooch) WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG (strangle that mutt like jabba the hut)
You know my doggicide Is hella justified That canine by nine mili Dustified MY gun is loaded and my aim is true but like a ghost dog, shots pass right through YOU remain giggly and jollical 'Cause like The Flash vibrates his molecules, Solid matter has no effect on thee Are you the son of god or an SOB?
You belong in a doggie bag But you live and you laugh and wag Your tail and bark so i see Your apparent immunity
I may be blocked, but I know A GUY With the skills to make YOU DIE Of life you'll be BEREFT I SENTENCE YOU TO SUDDEN DEATH
It may be trite but it don't seem right That I'm getting made fun of by an eight-bit sprite So we'll see who's laughing on the screen When I upgrade the gun to an M-16 *rapid clicks* this ain't the first time I've killed animals in a game of mine The bird in Track and Field was a lucky shot But when Frogger pissed me off I fed him to a croc It may seem sick but it sure is fun Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun But I'm not the one who will sit and beg And be sexually aroused by another man's leg So twenty years later I've hacked the game Now the world of Duck Hunt will never be the same The dog will think twice before he laughs again 'Cause I put a big target on his furry rear end WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG (shoot that pooch like turner & hooch) WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG (strangle that mutt like jabba the hut) WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG (sabbotage that cur like a sabotuer) WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG (and pound that hound into the ground) WHY CAAAN'T IIIIII SHOOT THE DOG FROM NOW ON, I'M ANALOOOOUGE
Lyrics courtesy of thefump.com (peterpuck9) |
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Current Rating
4.9
(7 votes)
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Played on 22 shows: |
| 01-28-23, #KMCC-17-11 | | 05-09-08, #MMDT20_08-18 |
| 02-11-14, #MMP-28 | | 05-02-08, #MMDT20_08-17 |
| 04-05-13, #MMDT20_13-14 | | 04-25-08, #MMDT20_08-16 |
| 08-26-11, #ROTP_366 | | 04-18-08, #MMDT20_08-15 |
| 04-10-09, #BR-09-68 | | 04-11-08, #MMDT20_08-14 |
| 12-31-08, #MMDT20_08-FY | | 04-04-08, #MMDT20_08-13 |
| 10-04-08, #BR-08-41 | | 03-29-08, #MMCZ_08-13 |
| 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-HY | | 03-28-08, #MMDT20_08-12 |
| 06-06-08, #MMDT20_08-22 | | 03-21-08, #MMDT20_08-11 |
| 05-23-08, #MMDT20_08-20 | | 03-14-08, #MMDT20_08-10 |
| 05-16-08, #MMDT20_08-19 | | 03-08-08, #ROTP_185 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d I love this song, but maybe people don't get that it's about a video game and don't like the idea of shooting dogs.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I do wonder why this song rates 6.0, I guess that's why I've always kinda been wary of rating systems. I think it was very well done and brings back memories of awesome times, when the NES was king, the system that started it all. I was in love with that system, from the old Marios, to Zelda and Mega Man, thanks for the memories (no Fall Out Pun intended)
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