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Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah?
Maybe something in a Festival of Lights
It's a sensible alternative to Christmas
And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights.
Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.
Jon: Well, you could do worse.
Stephen: Is it merry?
Jon: It's kind of merry
Stephen: Is it cheery?
Jon: It's got some cheer
Stephen: Is it jolly?
Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.
But it's not my least unfavorite time of year.
Stephen: When's it start?
Jon: On the 25th
Stephen: Of December?
Jon: ...Kislev
Stephen: When is when, exactly?
Jon: I will check
Stephen: Are there presents?
Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents
Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck.
Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came to save the world?
Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly
Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!
Jon: There's more!
Jon: We have latkes
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: Potato pancakes. We have dreidels
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: Wooden tops. We have candles
Stephen: What are they?
Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES!
And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.
What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?
Stephen: I'm trying to see me as a Jew
I'm trying even harder
But I believe in Jesus Christ
So it's a real non-starter
Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit?
Stephen: No thanks, I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus; you keep your potato pancakes. But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.
Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.
Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do
Both: Happy holidays, you
Jon: too!
Stephen: Jew!
Jon: Too? (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Played on 23 shows: |
 | 12-04-21, #AOTA-211204 | | 11-30-13, #AOTA-131130 |
| 12-16-17, #MMS-221 |  | 11-23-13, #13-47 |
| 12-16-17, #AOTA-171216 | | 12-11-12, #BWR-12-12-11 |
| 12-31-16, #MMS-210 | | 12-06-12, #ISGD-12-50 |
| 12-24-16, #AOTA-161224 | | 12-24-11, #AOTA-111224 |
| 12-24-16, #16-52 | | 12-18-11, #MMS-147 |
| 12-05-15, #15-49 | | 12-10-11, #11-50 |
| 12-05-15, #ISGD-15-55 | | 12-18-10, #MMS-136 |
| 12-22-14, #MMS-192 | | 12-04-10, #10-49 |
| 12-16-14, #BWR-14-12-16 | | 12-06-09, #09-49 |
| 12-06-14, #14-49 | | 12-21-08, #08-51 |
| 12-01-13, #MMS-180 | | |
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