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Rank this week: 10 (↑14)
Duration: 2:21 
Release Date: 1981  (doyscoy) 
Lyrics By: Jason Robert Lyle (doyscoy) 
Music By: Jason Robert Lyle (doyscoy) 
Produced By: Jason Robert Lyle (doyscoy) 
Released By: "Fred" Records (doyscoy) 
Published By: Strapsongs Ltd. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: BELLY, BRAINS, C.O.D., CHRISTMAS, DEAD, JELLY, PICKLE, SANTA CLAUS, TUNA 
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Facts:
  • Featured "Stump The Band" song on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, 1982 (doyscoy)
  • Recorded for Dr. Demento's 1981 Novelty Song Contest - Released on "Demento's Mementos" 1982 Jem Records PVC 8912 (doyscoy)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I found the brains of Santa Claus
    underneath my bed
    They were in a pickle jar
    I wonder if he's dead
    Oh, they smell like dried up tuna
    and look more grey than red
    I found the brains of Santa Claus
    I'll bet you that he's dead

    Yes, he still may have a jelly belly
    and a big white bushy beard (ho ho ho)
    but without that grey stuff in his head
    he would act kind of weird

    I found the brains of Santa Claus
    His wife may want them back
    I'd send them to her C.O.D.
    The zip code's all I lack
    They really aren't much use to me
    'cept serve them as a snack
    I found the brains of Santa Claus
    It's strange, but it's a fact

    Yes, he still may have a jelly belly
    and a big white bushy beard (ho ho ho)
    but without that grey stuff in his head
    he would act kind of weird

    I found the brains of Santa Claus
    underneath my bed
    They were in a pickle jar
    I wonder if he's dead
    Oh, they smell like dried up tuna
    and look more grey than red
    Yes! I found the brains of Santa Clauuuuus
    I hope he isn't deaaaaaaaad
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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